The Quest for the Legends

May: …

Mark: Um, well, I don't really care about being better than Ash or something, so I'd definitely rather ride a Lugia.

Old lady: What? Which year was this?

Jumping on the bandwagon.
Old Lady: JUST BEFORE THE EVACUATION OF CRATER TOWN, IN THE TOWN MEETING.

Old lady: Oh! I remember that. You know, it was funny - that boy who came in, he was in the paper!

Old Lady: YEAH, WE KNOW THAT. WE WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WERE READING A TWO-WEEK-OLD NEWSPAPER.

Old lady: But the paper said Thursday! I'm sure it was Thursday!

Mew: Do you know what would happen if the creator from a previous war of the legends was the legendary that survived? For instance, if you had been the Creator for the War before the one you actually participated in.

Everyone: Do you ever wonder where all these questions [referring to the questions from this thread] are coming from?

Mew to Rose: Then he would gain the power of the Creator again.

Please no bothering the characters about the fourth wall. It'll just confuse them.

Mitch: When do you feel happiest?

May: What would you do if you found out that someone had caught the Tyranitar you released?

Alan: If you were to dye your hair, what color would you dye it?

Mark: Assuming you succeed in stopping the War and survive, what will you do?

Old Lady: How old are you, really? Is the "old crazy woman" persona a facade for a 20-something male serial killer?

Mitch: When my efforts successfully save a life.

May: It's none of my business if he gets caught again.

Alan: Um, I don't know… I like my hair fine the way it is.

Old lady: Don't you know you never ask a lady her age?! Young people these days!

…Was skipping my question to Mark intentional?

Oh, sorry, I must have missed that.

Mark: Probably just go home and study to become an artist or something.

Mark: What do you think has changed the most about you since you learned about the War?

Old lady: What do you do when you're not reading two-week-old newspapers?

Any legendary ((save the Lati@s and Heatran, but they haven't appeared yet/won't at all)): Are you all really genderless or is that just a human stereotype?

Gym Leader of Crater Town((whose name escapes me)): What has happened to the town since the, 'incident', you know, with Chaletwo's Psycho Dragon?

Spirit: When you phase through a wall, do you actually feel it passing through you? And does it tickle or hurt?

Mark: Don't you think that'd be a little weird? They think you're dead. Don't you think they'd freak out if you walked through the door and was like "Hey, mom. What's for dinner?"?

Mark to Rose: Well, I guess I'm starting to stick up for myself a bit more, maybe, and taking more responsibility? It's kind of hard to judge these things yourself.

Old lady to Rose: Lots of things! I love knitting. My grandchildren just can't get enough of my sweaters.

Chaletwo to Brock: Physically, we're genderless. We're immortal and don't reproduce, and therefore we don't have genitalia. Some have a grammatical gender preference.

Carl to Brock: The town is gone, but the former inhabitants still keep in touch. We hope to establish a new community somewhere else.

Spirit to Brock: I feel nothing while in spirit form.

Mark to Kevin: Well, technically they don't think I'm dead, per se, but they'd remember it if I walked in front of them or something. Anyway, I'm guessing… or hoping… that Chaletwo and Molzapart can fix that somehow when they're back at full power, so…

Sparky- Who would win in this battle? Groudon with only Earthquake or Zapdos with only Thunder?

Old lady: Oh! Your grandchildren are really lucky! They'll always be warm. :) What sorts of patterns do you use?

Sparky: I think they're doomed to a stalemate and then get together to form the perfect double battle team. :3

Old lady: All sorts! Variety is the spice of life, as they say.

Old Lady: You have selective hearing, don't you?