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Steele

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Post #61
To Innerdemon: The chapter is nearly over…. He only signed a ten chapter contract…..
Chapter 9 (Continued)
After a few more 'Some Random Trainers' and 'Idiotic Rage''s fought it came down to four trainers.
"And now steele and Larry Flarite!"
"Oh boy….We shouldn't write this…It will be to gory…."
"Sure we should! Kids love violence!"
"Well, can Larry win?"
"Well, steele is the Creator…Only he can decide that."
"Ready! One! Two! THREE!"
"Go Geodude!"
"Go Demon."
"NOOO! He's using Demon! I Can't watch!"
"Aww man! I thought I might win.. Use…. um….tackle!"
"Dynamicpunch."
"DEMON!"
*Dynamicpunches*
"Whoa! That pokémon is undefeatable! A quick knockout!"
"Go Lamp! Use thundershock!"
"Seismic toss him far away and then Hydro pump his cords."
"Demon."
*Does his orders*
"And another knockout!"
"Go Magikarp!"
"Hyper Beam him."
"MWAHAHAHA! DEM0N!"
*It's to horrible to put here*
"OW!THAT'S GOTTA HURT! STEELE TAKES ANOTHER EASY VICTORY!"
"WAAAAA! I Like Larry!"
"Shut up. Blake is better."
"I like Larry!"
"Oh Groudon!"
"WAIT! Blake is the best!"
"That's what I thought you said."
A familiar brown blob cried as he walked by.
"MY PAYCHECK! WAAAAAAAAAA!"
"How's the clerk biz treating you?"
"MY PAYCHECK! WAAAAA!"
"What!?"
"I-I-TALK-AND-AND-SWORD-COMES-AND-AND-CUT SUITCASE-AND-AND-MONEY-AND-AND-FLIES AWAY-AND-AND-THIS!"
*Holds up both halves of empty suitcase*
"Okaaaaay."
"MY PAYCHECK! WAAAAAAAAAA!"
*Leaves*
"I didn't get a word he said."
"Same here. Let's get some soda."
My Paycheck! Sorry…..Chapter has a little more….and then…..chapter ten!



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

InnerDemon

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Post #62
Goodie. Kill that money grubbing blob :).
Demon wins again. Whoo :) Let's all dance in the streets.



Bloop. No longer being as active as I was. Starcraft mapmaking and friends have become the main source of my attention. I shall be on a few times a month, but I probably won't comment stories and crap. Have fun guys and girls.

Steele

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Post #63
Chapter 9 (Continued)
*After a few more sodas*
"So you are gonna fight in the Championship match! It's cool!"
"Yep."
"I wish Larry would have won….."
"What's that Author?"
"What! Oh….I um…..said..um…….I think Larry is dumb."
"Oh, so now you are insulting my creations?"
"Please don't feed me to an angry Gyarados!"
"Heh. I'm not mad."
"And now Blake Orion Vs. Idiotic Outrage!"
"Well that's a change!"
"One! Two! THREE!"
"Go Mudkip!"
"Go Electivire."
"What? Electivire? Oh boy…..Use Mud-Slap!"
"Thunderpunch."
Mudkip narrowly hit first only to be met by a sparkling fist.
"Ow!"
"Use Spark."
"Mud Shot!"
"ELECTIVIRE!"
"Oh it missed! Thank the Mud-Slap for that!"
"Oh (Bleep). Rain Dance with Thunder!"
"Mudkip Water gun and Dig!"
"Mudkip beat Electivire to the attack! All those ground moves helped him quite a bit"
"KIP! MUD-KIP!"
"Whoa! A nice dig to defeat him!"
"Return. Kill him Rhyperior."
"RHYPERIOR!"
"OW! Is that even legal?"
"Well the first law of the fifth tournament ammendment Line 264 Paragraph 662 of the moral laws clearly states that-"
"Never mind."
"Go Gastly! Use Shadow ball!"
"Use Surf. Wait! There's no water around here!"
"Gastly!"
"Rhy!"
For some unknown reason the surf hit Gastly without water.
"One more Shadow Ball!"
"And a knockout!"
"Go…..MAGMORTAR! LAVA PLUME!"
"NOOO!"
"I bet that burned!"
"Go Magnemite…."
"Use Barrage."
"Is Magmortar supposed to learn that move?"
Magmortar grinned and shot an armada of balls at the magnet.
"Bzzt! Eeep!"
He cowered expecting to be hit but the balls stopped right in front of him.
"Oh! Those are metal balls! Magnemite's magnetism kept them from hitting him!"
Magnemite got an idea.
"BZZT MAGNEMITE!"
He sent the balls flying at the fire ball and they hit so hard that he flew out of the arena straight into a kids swimming pool.
"A Monster! We should have eaten our vegtables! RUN!AHHHHHHH!"
The kids continued to run away from the fainted Magmortar.
Wierd huh?



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

Steele

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Post #64
Chapter 9 (Continued)
"And now the championship match!Steele Vs. Blake Orion!"
"Go Mudkip!"
"Go Milotic!"
"Jump into the water!" (How there was now water is still a mystery)
"Ice beam the pool Milotic!"
"Milotic!"
"Oh and the poor Mudkip is trapped!"
"Aww…..Return….Go Magnemite! Thundershock!"
"Sigh….Just kill em'…….-_-"
"WHOA! THAT MUST HURT A LOT!"
"NOOOOO! Go Gastly….Spite…"
"Just kill him too….-_-"
"Oh! STEELE HAS TAKEN VICTORY! HE IS THE CHAMPION!"
*On the mainstage*
"I will now ask each of you to step forward and I shall play your requested song."
*Aggron steps forward*
SEARCH AND! SEEK AND DESTROY!
*Milotic steps forward*
FREEZING! CAN'T MOVE AT ALL! FREEZING! CAN'T HEAR MY CALL! I AM DYING TO LIVE! SCREAM OUT! I'M TRAPPED UNDER ICE!
*Demon steps forward*
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN! IT'S JUST BENEATH THE SKIN! I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!
*steele steps forward*
15% Power 15% Skill 100% Concentrated power of will!
Pointless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

Steele

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Post #65
Chapter 10
*At the date*
"WAAAAA! MY PAYCHECK! WAAAA!"
"Ugh. Why does he have to show up!"
"PAYCHECK! WAAA! WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sheesh! If it means that much to you then just take this dollar."
*Holds out dollar*
"You'd really do that for me?"
"Nope."
"WAAAAAAAAA! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAWAAWWAWAWAAWAWAWWWAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"THAT'S IT!"
*Pulls out Sledgehammer*
"WAAAAAAA!"
"I'm gonna kill you!"
"WWWWAAAAAAAA!!"
"Uh….that was supposed to make you shut up."
"No it isn't, it says so in my lines. See."
The two looked at the lines.
"Oh yeah. Well can Kiera and I continue for a few minutes?"
"Sure."
"Thanks."
As he was walking back to his table a small green pokémon appeared.
"*Gasp* A Celibi!"
"Time to go back to your world Kiera!"
"Oh, right. Let's go!"
"Wait!"
Celibi and Kiera teleported away.
"Aww…..Wait a minute! YOU!"
*Points at blob*
"YOU USED UP ALL MY DATING TIME!WWWWWRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!!"
*Pulls out Sledgehammer again*
"Guess I should have signed the 25 chapter contract."
*Squash!*
*Later on*
All of the trainers who didn't like Demon had all of their pokémon chasing steele.
"That's it! Go Demon! Minimize!"
One of the pokémon used confuse ray on him reversing the effect.
"Awesome! You used maximize!"
The Now huge Demon raised a foot.
"Oh boy."
*SPLAT*
"Oh that's gotta hurt!" Said the announcer who was there for some reason.
End of chapter 10 (And the blob's contract) Is it just me or did a lot of things get squashed in this chapter?



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

InnerDemon

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Post #66
You said my sexyilyawesome Pokemon is a monster?! But he became maximized >:).
Thank god. That annoying blob is finally dead :)



Bloop. No longer being as active as I was. Starcraft mapmaking and friends have become the main source of my attention. I shall be on a few times a month, but I probably won't comment stories and crap. Have fun guys and girls.

Steele

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Post #67
Well that's just his favorite song….
And the blob is dead but what about his friend……….Just Kidding!



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

InnerDemon

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Post #68
LOL. I was gonna slap you >:)



Bloop. No longer being as active as I was. Starcraft mapmaking and friends have become the main source of my attention. I shall be on a few times a month, but I probably won't comment stories and crap. Have fun guys and girls.

Steele

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Post #69
No, he really does have a friend! He's in chapter 2. I'm ready to be slapped.



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

InnerDemon

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Post #70
Oh dammit. A friend.
*Massive Slap* :)



Bloop. No longer being as active as I was. Starcraft mapmaking and friends have become the main source of my attention. I shall be on a few times a month, but I probably won't comment stories and crap. Have fun guys and girls.

Steele

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Post #71
*Now with a severly bruised face* Ow………… It's only one friend……. I think…….. how bad can one friend be……



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

Sands Buisle

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Post #72
Very?



Please check out my Fan Fics (They're in this forum).



I'm not always rational, but I think people think I am.

… errazib nialp tsuj era serutangis emos ,wonk ouy.

Buisle is the ruler of the seven seas of sand, it is the terror of all Floatzel!

Man, I wrote Fics of three different Pokemon story types! What's next?! A wild Pokemon fic?! Hmmmmm…

InnerDemon

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Post #73
What SSB Said. Friends can cause massive havoc!



Bloop. No longer being as active as I was. Starcraft mapmaking and friends have become the main source of my attention. I shall be on a few times a month, but I probably won't comment stories and crap. Have fun guys and girls.

Steele

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Post #74
No, you are both wrong. The correct term is extremely! I haven't been on the forums much for the past two days cause' I've been on youtube.
I found some hilarios videos, and I recommend them.
Here's how to find them.
1.Go to youtube.com and search 'Pokemon'
2.When the search comes up click on the arrow that will bring you to the next clips (The Right Arrow)
3. Click on 'real pokemon battle'(Hilarios) and when you are done watch 'Ash Ketchum in the real world'
4.When you are on the page with the videos shown above click on the right arrow and go to 'Wild Micheal Jackson Appeared' If I could hack ROMs I would catch Micheal Jackson.
He is a powerful pokémon.
5. Search 'Is it a good idea to microwave this' they have tons of videos.



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

InnerDemon

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Post #75
o.o. I'll look it up. Later x)



Bloop. No longer being as active as I was. Starcraft mapmaking and friends have become the main source of my attention. I shall be on a few times a month, but I probably won't comment stories and crap. Have fun guys and girls.

Steele

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Post #76
Hello my people! Updates are coming!
Chapter 11 The battle…….
The author, Bulbasaur and steele were walking down the road, and decided to take a break.
"Author! Pass me a soda!"
"I don't have any……"
"WHAT!? You were in charge of the soda!"
"But…But….."
"Idiot."
"I agree, he's an idiot."
"That's it! I'm through with people messing with me! I challenge you to a battle!"
"Four on Four."
"But I only have Bulbasaur.."
*Throws laptop*
"You have ten seconds to get four pokemon."
"AHHHHHHH!"
*Types like a maniac*
"Go Grimer!"
"Go Demon! Maximize with Super stomp!"
*SQUASH*
"HE'S STUCK TO MY FU$#&%% FOOT!"
"Then peel him off and use eat!"
"Eat? Grimer use-"
"Help! HELP! He's gonna eat me!"
*Swallows*
Demon shivered "That tasted horrible!"
"Go Pinsir! Guilotinne!"
"PIN PIN!"
"Hey that line is copyrighted to HFHD!"
A lawyer came up and arrested Pinsir.
"Put that oversized monster away or i'll arrest him too."
"Fine. Go Micheal Jackson! When his pokemon comes out hit it with Thriller! And avoid his attack with Moonwalk!"
"Go Huntail! Use-"
"Huntail!"
*Faints*
"Nice Thriller, return. I'm going easy on you. Until now. Go Will! Use TOTAL ANNIALATION!!"
"What!? My pokemon fainted before I sent them out!"
"Don't underestimte the power of Will."
"So what happens now that I lost?"
"You run back to town on the trail with tall grass with no pokemon and supplies, and in a Salmon suit."
"Aww come on!"
"With a Jigglypuff up your nose."
"But-"
"Start running."
"Awwww……."
*Runs away*
"Well, I'm glad he's gone."
"Same here."
*Types on laptop*
"There's some sodas for us, oh and some pie for you!"
"YEAH! Will you be my trainer?"
"Maybe….How did you and the author meet up any way?"
"Well it all began when when I lived in Varidian Forest…"
*Flashback waves*
A boy was walking along the road and saw a lone Bulbasaur."Hi! Do you want to be my pokemon?"
"No."
"Okay!"
*Throws Master ball*
"Yay! A Pokemon!"
*Flash back ended*



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

InnerDemon

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Post #77
Haha. That was funny BUT! Demon > Will.



Bloop. No longer being as active as I was. Starcraft mapmaking and friends have become the main source of my attention. I shall be on a few times a month, but I probably won't comment stories and crap. Have fun guys and girls.

Steele

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Post #78
What do you mean 'Demon>Will'?
Sweet…. We are on at the same time….



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

InnerDemon

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Post #79
LOL. For once eh?
Demon is better than Will. Simply put : Demon KICKS WILLS BOOTY!



Bloop. No longer being as active as I was. Starcraft mapmaking and friends have become the main source of my attention. I shall be on a few times a month, but I probably won't comment stories and crap. Have fun guys and girls.

Steele

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Post #80
WILL RULES GODDAMN IT! WILL SHALL KICK DEMON'S GODDAMN MOTHERF(CENSORED) ASS!
Crowd: 0_0 WOW…….



"Do you think I enjoy telling you who you can screw and who you can't?" -Shadowdart

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, cause' it's already tomorrow in Australia!

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