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Blaziking

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Post #1
Hmm, Team Strange never seems to die. Almost got them too…

Skarmory: Watch it buster!

Eek! Okay, fine. Here's some more Team Strange junk-

Skarmory: Er-hem.

-er, I mean, stories.



So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.

Yeah.

So that's it.

DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.

Blaziking

  • Posts: 35
Post #2
The Many Adventures of Team Strange:
To Be! Or not to be (Mostly Not to be) a Cleffa

(Characters are from the game Pokemon created by Satoshi Tajiri, I did not make up anything except this story)

Narrator: In a time of darkness-
Blaziken: Dude, its broad daylight out.
Pikachu: No, it’s just pure white like a piece of paper
Scizor: Yeah. What’s up with that?
Narrator: Sorry I can’t think of anything yet!
Scizor: Well think of something!
Zubat: I can’t see! I’m blind as a bat!
Skarmory: You ARE a bat. And you’re not in this story!
Zubat: Right.
Munchlax: I’m hungry.
Narrator: WE’RE GETTING OFF SUBJECT HEAR!!!!!!!
Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.
Narrator: A minor typo. WHO CARES????
Chimecho: I do.
Narrator: Besides you.
Munchlax: I’m still hungry.
Zubat: I still can’t see.
Skarmory: THEN GO EVOLVE!!!!!!
Narrator: ANYWAY! Beginning from the top of the story!
Narrator: Team Strange is a rescue force of Blaziken, Pikachu, Scizor, Skarmory, Munchlax, Chimecho, Sneasel, Mightyena, and Cyndaquil. A new rescue force always up for a challenge. Led by Blaziken, this group is so pitiful-
Blaziken: HEY!!!!!!
Narrator: Sorry! This group is very inexperienced-
Mightyena: Grrrrrrrr.
Narrator: Fine. They are a great team full of surprises. Are you happy now that I’ve LIED to our readers?
Sneasel: Yes.
Narrator: (rolls eyes)
Scizor: It’s still white.
Narrator: What is?
Scizor: Our environment.
Narrator: They are in a forest. (Background changes to a forest) Anything else?
Scizor: Nope I’m good.
Skarmory: Me too.
Pikachu: I third that motion.
Blaziken: I’m fine.
Munchlax: Can I have some donuts? (Donuts appear) I’m good.
Chimecho: Take me to your vegetables.
Sneasel: I’m fine.
Mightyena: I’m good.
Cyndaquil: Did anyone else notice that random outburst from Chimecho?
Everyone except Chimecho and Cyndaquil: Yes
Cyndaquil: Then I’m good.
Narrator: Our story begins with them speaking to a Stantler……
Stantler: I saw the fiend go that way!
Blaziken: What way?
Stantler: I said that way.
Munchlax: What direction?
Stantler: IT’S NOT MY FAULT I DON’T HAVE FINGERS TO POINT!!!!
Chimecho: Yes it is.
Stantler: (Glares at Chimecho)
Chimecho: HEY! You’re not supposed to learn that move! Ack! Can’t move! (Falls on ground)
Mightyena: Which way?
Stantler: (points with antlers) That way.
Scizor: Oh.
Munchlax: Anyone want a donut?
Blaziken: I thought you ate all of them?
Munchlax: It’s a never ending supply!
Cyndaquil: Great.
(Group starts heading off in the direction that Stantler pointed them to.)

MANY HOURS LATER
Munchlax: I’m hungry.
Skarmory: Who gives a care?
Everyone except Chimecho and Munchlax: Not me.
Chimecho: Eggs!
Scizor: What happened to your never-ending stash of donuts?
Blaziken: What did you do? Eat the box?
Munchlax: Well…….
Munchlax: I was walking along when I saw a Diglett. It said that its colony had no food. So I decided to give him the box. Then I saw two more Digletts pop up to make a Dugtrio. Then they started laughing at me saying that I was a dork and took my donuts.
Mightyena: Weird.
Munchlax: That’s all you say? Weird? I’VE BEEN ROBBED AND ALL YOU SAY IS WEIRD??????????!!!!!!!!!
Mightyena: Yeah pretty much.
Munchlax: Okay just checking.
Pikachu: You are a really strange….. (looks at Munchlax) ………..thing.
Munchlax: I’m a bear!
Pikachu: You are?
Munchlax: YES!
Pikachu: Why can’t you be a mouse?
Munchlax: Blaziken can I eat him?
Blaziken: No.
Munchlax: Fine.
Chimecho: What will we eat? It’s almost dinnertime!
Cyndaquil: Hmmm, how about berries? There are some nice pink ones there! (Points at bush with tiny pink berries)
Sneasel: Yeah! (Goes over to the bush and grabs a berry, only to pull out a Hoppip)
Sneasel: A Hoppip? (Ground starts shaking and making a thunder sound)
Munchlax: Alright who’s using earthquake?
Skarmory: None of us KNOW earthquake.
Munchlax: Then who is…..uh-oh. (A Steelix appears behind the Hoppip)
Steelix: Why did you hurt my Hoppip?
Chimecho: That’s YOUR Hoppip?
Steelix: I’m babysitting.
Mightyena: Oh. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!! (All of them start running as fast as they can)

MUCH LATER
(It is now night out)
Munchlax: I’m tired…..and hungry.
Pikachu: We ALL are.
Blaziken: What are you TALKING about? I could jog at least another 900 miles!
Scizor: You can jump over a building without breaking a sweat. We can’t.
Blaziken: So?
Scizor: Well anyway, in the morning we’ll go find the Pokemon that is behind the taking of all the Money in the Persian bank.
Chimecho: I like the sound of pie.
Everyone except Chimecho: Huh?

THE NEXT MORNING
Scizor: So is everyone hear?
Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.
Scizor: It’s the narrator’s fault.
Narrator: HEY!!!!!!
Blaziken: Back to the story please?
Narrator: Oh, right.
Chimecho: I LIKE EGGSALAD!!!!!!!
Everyone except Chimecho: Huh?
Skarmory: Let’s get this show on the road!
Cyndaquil: What road?
Skarmory: It’s an expression.
Cyndaquil: Oh. What road?
Skarmory: Can we PLEASE get moving?

LATER
Cyndaquil: I want to use Flamethrower.
Skarmory: Why?
Cyndaquil: (Uses Flamethrower on Skarmory) I dunno.
Skarmory: (Singed) Hey, how come we’re the only ones talking?
Cyndaquil: Because everyone else thinks our conversation is stranger that fiction?
Skarmory: No, our conversation is fairly down to earth.
Cyndaquil: Then where is everybody?
Skarmory: (Looks around) Yeah. Where is everybody?
Cyndaquil: Did they abandon us?
Skarmory: They wouldn’t abandon you, you’re too cute, but me…..maybe.
Cyndaquil: I’m scared.
Skarmory: Maybe we should ask the Pokemon that owns that castle that says EVIL LAIR if he can help us.
Cyndaquil: (Thinks about it for a moment) Hmmmm, sure!
(They walk up to the castle)
Skarmory: Yoo-hoo! Anyone home?
Anonymous voice: No, go away.
Cyndaquil: Aw man! No one’s home!
Skarmory: (Slaps forehead) Use Flamethrower.
Cyndaquil: Okay. (Uses Flamethrower to Skarmory)
Skarmory: NOT ON ME!! ON THE DOOR!
Cyndaquil: I know. It’s just so funny! (Uses Flamethrower on the door, the door turns to ashes and reveals a Xatu)
Skarmory: You own this place?
Xatu: No, I am merely a butler to his largeness.
Cyndaquil: Is “his largeness” a fat Snorlax?
Xatu: No.
Cyndaquil: Strange.
Skarmory: Could you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: Yes.
Skarmory: Thanks!
(A few minutes pass)
Cyndaquil: So, are you going you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: I could.
Skarmory: Sorry! CAN you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: Yes.
(A few more minutes pass)
Cyndaquil: So, can you show us to his largeness?
Xatu: I can.
Skarmory: SHOW US TO HIM OR YOU’LL FACE THE WORST FLAMETHROWER AND DRILL PECK COMBO EVER!
Xatu: Okay, okay, okay!
Skarmory: I’m glad.

A FEW MINUTES LATER
Xatu: Your Largeness? Guests have come!
(They see a tall chair, but can not see who is behind it, and from it a deep voice comes)
Deep Voice: WHO MIGHT THEY BE??
Cyndaquil: Uh, we might be Skarmory and Cyndaquil, of the Rescue Force, Team Strange!
Deep Voice: Team strange? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I have the rest of them right here! They are a bunch of wimps compared to my awesome power!
(Cyndaquil and Skarmory hug each other nervously, as the chair turns around. The Pokemon behind the chair is a…Cleffa?)
Cleffa: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Skarmory and Cyndaquil let go and stare for a few minutes, then:
Skarmory and Cyndaquil: HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cleffa: YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME???????????
Skarmory: Yes.
Cleffa: That is what EVERYONE does to me, just because I’m a male Cleffa! I’ll see how the world likes it when they are ALL Cleffas! (Pulls down a drape to reveal a pink laser with lace around it and ponies painted on)
Skarmory: You CAN’T be serious!
Cleffa: Well I am! And your FRIENDS WILL BE THE FIRST TEST SUBJECTS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Curtain rises up to reveal everyone in different cages, and Munchlax with a box of cookies)
Everyone in cages except Munchlax and Chimecho: HELP!!!!!!!!
Munchlax: Yum!
Chimecho: I like fried hamburgers.
Cyndaquil: YOU CAN’T TURN THEM INTO CLEFFAS!!! Okay, maybe Pikachu, BUT NO ONE ELSE!
Pikachu: Hey! (Opens door to cage, walks out and kicks Cyndaquil, then goes back into cage)
Skarmory: That was completely random and highly stupid.
Blaziken: Why? (Looks at cage) Oh duh.
(Everyone opens cage doors and heads out to face Cleffa)
Cleffa: Oh darn I should have bought the locks.
Sneasel: Okay, first why did you need all the money from the Persian bank?
Cleffa: Well the laser and the paint job don’t pay for themselves you know!
Sneasel: Okaaaayyyyyyyyy.
Blaziken: Hit him with all you got guys!
Everyone: Got it! (They send Cleffa hurdling through the air with Xatu)
Xatu: Sir, I will have you know, your dinner is getting cold.
Cleffa: I’LL GET YOU TEAM STRANGE!!!!!!!!!
Blaziken: That………..was lame.
Mightyena: Yeah.
Skarmory: Well, it’s time to go home. Chimecho, teleport us home.
Chimecho: YES! (They quickly disappear, and reappear in the middle of Teletubbies.
Chimecho: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Scizor: CHIMECHO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! TELEPORT US HOME!!!!!!
Chimecho: No.
Scizor: Yes
Chimecho: No.
Scizor: Yes. (Hits Chimecho with Slash)
Chimecho: Alright! Alright already! (This time they teleport to their base, shaped like a Torchic)
Blaziken: Home sweet home.

THE END! OR IS IT? DON’T MISS TEAM STRANGE: TOWN TROUBLE

Blaziken: Hold it! There’s ANOTHER one of these?
Narrator: Well, uh, yeah.
Blaziken: Wow. One was lame enough.
Narrator: WHAT?????? THIS WAS GOOD!
Blaziken: For Rhyhorns. Sheesh.
Narrator: I can make it so that you quit being leader and made Chimecho leader and you guys do his bidding.
Team Strange discluding Chimecho: NO!
Chimecho: Yes!
Crobat: Good news! I evolved and now I can see!
Skarmory: I DON’T CARE!
Crobat: You’re just jealous.
Skarmory: I can see. Why would I be jealous?
Crobat: I don’t know but I bet you are!
Cyndaquil: Is it just me, or was the ending sappy?
Munchlax: Yeah, the Teletubbies were unnecessary.
Chimecho: THEY WERE TOO NECESSARY!
Munchlax: But the script says you were to send us directly home!
Cyndaquil: Yeah! Good going.
Chimecho: Grrrrrrrrrr.
Mightyena: Gosh this is annoying.
Sneasel: What? Me being a better dark Pokemon then you?
Mightyena: No I- HEY! WHO SAYS YOU’RE BETTER!
Sneasel: It’s only fact. We are much cooler than you PLUS we learn a unique dark move. Beat up.
Mightyena: SO WHAT!!!!!!
Sneasel: So we’re cooler.
Mightyena: ARE NOT!
Sneasel: Are too. We get an evolution in the 4th Generation, you don’t.
Mightyena: Grrrrrr.
Sneasel: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Mightyena: GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR.
Sneasel: FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: Are we the only ones not fighting?
Scizor: Apparently.
Pikachu: I bet that Mightyena wins his argument, Chimecho wins his, Skarmory obviously, and the Narrator his.
Scizor: ARE YOU CRAZY?
Pikachu: Sometimes.
Scizor: Sneasel has it IN THE BAG! Munchlax and Cyndaquil win, 2 to 1. Crobat can take on Skarmory. And Blaziken can beat the Narrator any day.
Pikachu: Sheeya right.
Scizor: Don’t make me slash you!
Pikachu: I could beat you any day.
Scizor: Bring it on Pikapoo.
Pikachu: Thunder!
Narrator: Wait! I’ve got to end this story!
Everyone else except Chimecho: Right.
Chimecho: I like omelet.

WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
Narrator: Now where were we? (Everyone begins fighting again.)



So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.

Yeah.

So that's it.

DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.

Blaziking

  • Posts: 35
Post #3
Team Strange in: A Rival Fan! (AKA The Arguments Continue)

Narrator: Time for another adventure!
Blaziken: Uh-huWHAT???
Narrator: The next story! Tis now!
Blaziken: But I’ve got interviews for the team in an hour! And everyone else is still arguing from your last stupid story!
Narrator: STUPID? I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING!!!!!!
Blaziken: Same goes for me.
Narrator: WHAT???????
Skarmory: I HAVE EYES! I DON’T NEED TO BE JEALOUS!
Crobat: Uh huh. Sure.
Skarmory: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN ANY OF THESE STORIES!
Crobat: Well now I am. In your face.
Skarmory: I don’t like you.
Munchlax: Chimecho! The Telietubbies were so unnecessary!
Chimecho: Says you.
Cyndaquil: And me.
Chimecho: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Sneasel: Haha! My Shadow Claw is no match for your pitiful bite!
Mightyena: Grrrrrr.
Sneasel: That’s it? All you can do is, grrrr? HAHAHAHAHA!
Mightyena: (Snarls nastily)
Sneasel: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mightyena: Haha.
Scizor: I am SO beating you!
Pikachu: Not for long you ain’t!
Scizor: Huh?
Pikachu: (Does a direct hit Volt Tackle on Scizor)
Scizor: YOW!
Narrator: WAIT! Let’s start the story and fight later. I’ll bet everyone would love to hear the interviews!
Blaziken: Uh, okay?
Narrator: We find our young heroes at their base, preparing for interviews.
Blaziken: Okay guys! You can go look for a new mission at the Pelipper Post Office, and Scizor and I will stay here for the interviews.
Everyone: Got it!
Blaziken: Okay! (Everyone leaves except for Blaziken and Scizor)
Blaziken: Let’s start with……… (Looks at clipboard) ……..Togepi!
(Togepi enters office)
Togepi: Yay!
Blaziken: Alright, why do you want to be on our team?
Togepi: Because I’m your fan club leader!
Blaziken: (Looks happy) I have a fan club??????
Scizor: (Standing by desk) Oh, great.
Togepi: Yeah! There are trading cards of all of you!
Blaziken: I HAVE A TRADING CARD????!!!!!!!! (Smiles ear to ear)
Togepi: Yeah! (Goes outside of room and comes back with a briefcase) 89 of them to be exact!
Blaziken: May I see???
Togepi: Sure! (Pulls out of briefcase many poorly drawn cards of him)
Blaziken: Huh?
Togepi: Isn’t it awesome? They were drawn by our fan club co-president!
Blaziken: Who’s that?
Togepi: Come on in!
(A fat Rattata with dorky glasses walks in)
Rattata: An honor sir!
Blaziken: Well, who is in the fan club?
Rattata: The two of us!
Blaziken: So you are a new fan club?
Togepi: Heck no! We’ve been around for almost two years! Funny though, that no one wanted to join.
Blaziken: (Stares sadly at them) Well, Togepi, what moves do you have?
Togepi: Tail Whip, Growl, Swords Dance, and Splash.
Blaziken: NEXT!!!!!
Togepi: What? *sniff* I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!!!!
Rattata: Me too!! (Both leave crying)

MEANWHILE AT THE PELIPPER POST OFFICE

Cyndaquil: Alright! Sneasel, Skarmory, Munchlax, and Pikachu! You are to go to the assignment board. Myself, Chimecho, and Mightyena shall see if we have any mail.
Everyone: Got it! (Everyone heads to do what they need to do)
Cyndaquil: (At front desk, ringing bell) Hello? Heeeeeelllllllllllloooooooooooo?????? HELLO????????
Pelipper: (Pops up) Hi!
Chimecho: We’re looking for Arnold Armaldo!
Pelipper: Hmmm, I don’t know if he’s here, but I’ll check! It may take a while though.
Mightyena: Wait! No! (Pelliper is then gone)
Cyndaquil: Good going Einstein.
Chimecho: For egg salad Mt Silver smells!
Mightyena: Okay……

OUTSIDE

Pikachu: Hmm, what is there?
Sneasel: Hmm, first: Find the cursed ruby of Espeon! Anyone who has ever come in contact with it has mysteriously vanished.
Pikachu: You’re joking?
Munchlax: Rescue Princess Umbreon from her tower located right next to the…….Pelliper Post Office?
(Everyone turns to see an Umbreon stuck in a tower)
Umbreon: Help! Help! Someone help me! (Looks at a Wingull passing by) Help me! HELP! HEEEELLLLPPP!
Wingull: Sorry madam, but I must deliver this message; it’s very important and top secret.
Umbreon: What does it say?
Wingull: Team Yonder, how are you? Respond soon, Togetic. HEY! I wasn’t supposed to say that!
Umbreon: Mwahahaha! I have heard yet another message! Soon I will hear ALL THE MESSAGES ON EARTH!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Wingull: Weirdo.
Munchlax: The second most random thing I have seen in my life. Anyway, what else?
Skarmory: This one says: Cleffa, whom you may know from the awful attempt to transform everyone into Cleffa, has kidnapped a poor………..Steelix.
Pikachu: Missions just aren’t what they used to be.

BACK AT THE BASE

Blaziken: (We see an Igglybuff leaving) That’s three out of six that were horrid. What are the remaining interviews?
Scizor: A Murkrow, Dratini, and a Tyrannitar.
Blaziken: Send Tyrannitar in! I’ll bet he’ll have an AWESOME REVIEW!!!!!!!
Scizor: Tyrannitar please enter the office. (We see a Tyrannitar enter, through a wall)
Blaziken: Uh, ha, ha? Any way, why do you want this job?
Tyrannitar: I like fried mashed glue burgers.
Blaziken: Uh……
Tyrannitar: Oh! Oh! One time, I found this mushroom when I was hungry, and I ate it, and I found out it was poisonous, and I threw up at least 900 times. And then I felt better.
Blaziken: What is your I.Q?
Scizor: Uh, (Looks at the clipboard in his hands) his I.Q is nine.
Blaziken: Gimme that! (Grabs clipboard and stares, first at the clipboard, then Tyrannitar, then hands it back to Scizor)
Blaziken: Uh, NEXT!!!!!! (Tyrannitar doesn’t leave)
Blaziken: LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!!
Tyrannitar: FINE! (While screaming this, he releases a powerful Hyper Beam at the roof, causing the establishment to fall, now revealing the waiting room, with a Dratini screaming and running off, followed by Tyrannitar, but Murkrow doesn’t budge)
Blaziken: Uh, Murkrow please come for your interview.

MEANWHILE AT THE PELIPPER POST OFFICE

Pelipper: Sorry, Arnold Armaldo isn’t here.
Chimecho: What????? (Uses Psychic on Pelipper and sends Pelipper at the roof, causing the building’s roof to fall down, but Cyndaquil saves them by using Flamethrower on it)
Pelipper: (Recovering from Psychic) PSYCHOS!!!!!!!!!!!! Throw them over the cliff!
Cyndaquil: WHAT??
Mightyena: Great. (A Bunch of Wingull takes them outside)

MEANWHILE OUTSIDE

Sneasel: Goodness there’s nothing here! (A Togepi and a fat Rattata with dorky glasses come over (same ones that were at the office with Blaziken))
Togepi: Excuse us! We have a mission for $9,000,000 as an award! (Post a mission up, and then they leave)
Pikachu: Weird. It must be hard.
Munchlax: Not really. It says: Get Team Strange, and take them to Togepi and Rattata at the Team Successful Fan Club.
Skarmory: You weirdo. WE’RE TEAM STRANGE! (All of a sudden, a Hypno, a Grovyle, a Milotic, an Aipom, and a Ledian come over)
Hypno: We’ll take that mission.
Pikachu, Munchlax, Sneasle, and Skarmory together: TEAM SUCCESSFUL!
Milotic: That’s right, it’s us. And we finally get to finish you off once and for all (Note: Team Successful and Team Strange are bitter rivals) (Milotic grabs all of them with her tail, but misses Sneasel)
Pikachu: SNEASEL RUN! (Sneasel begins running as fast as possible but Hypno gets him, and if this commotion wasn’t going on, all of them might have noticed Chimecho, Mightyena, and Cyndaquil being thrown over the cliff) Good one.

AT THE CLIFF (falling)

Cyndaquil: Mightyena! Hold me! (Mightyena starts holding Cyndaquil)
Chimecho: What about me?
Mightyena: You caused this, no hug.
Chimecho: (Starts Uproaring and grabs on to Mightyena’s tail, and the impact of the Uproar hitting the ground allows them to land safely, in the ocean, thus Cyndaquil climbs on to Mightyena’s back and Chimecho floats above them)
Cyndaquil: Why didn’t you just float to safety Chimecho?
Chimecho: I like fried food burgers.
Mightyena: Okaaaayyyyyyy. (Starts swimming to shore)

BACK AT THE BASE

Blaziken: Okay, Murkrow.
Murkrow: (Sitting in a chair in the front of Blaziken’s desk, in the remnants of his office) Yes!
Blaziken: So, first, what’s your I.Q?
Murkrow: I don’t know, never taken the test, but at the Pokeversity I was the top of my class.
Blaziken: (Stares at Murkrow with huge eyes) You were accepted at Pokeversity?
Murkrow: Yup.
Blaziken: Whoa.
Murkrow: And I want this job because when I was just a young Murkrow, I was kidnapped by a Skarmory, and then the old rescue team, Loud and Clear rescued me, and I vowed since then that I would be on a rescue team.
Blaziken: Have you applied before?
Murkrow: Nope. This is my first application.
Blaziken: You’re on the te- (Blaziken is interrupted by a Ledian landing on his desk, and Blaziken mouths out “hide” to Murkrow, so Murkrow hides under some rubble)
Scizor and Blaziken: Team Successful!
Ledian: Actually, it’s only one of me, but thank you for noticing! (Makes a box of Reflects around Scizor, thus trapping him, and, using psychic, she makes the box rise up next to him)
Ledian: Mwahaha! (Scizor tries to get out, but can’t)
Blaziken: What are you doing?
Ledian: Following a mission. (Pulls out the assignment from Togepi and Rattata)
Blaziken: But….everyone else will save us! You don’t stand a chance!
Ledian: Oh contraire. Skarmory, Sneasel, Pikachu, and Munchlax were taken already, and thanks to Chimecho your other friends have been thrown off the cliff!
Blaziken: No!
Ledian: Yes! (Does the same thing to Blaziken as he did to Scizor, except with Light Screen and Reflect)
Ledian: Let it be known that I, Ledian, have conquered Team Strange’s leaders! Mwahaha! (Flies off with the boxes at her side)
Murkrow: Oh no! (Stares at a coupon in hand) They forgot to use this coupon for free yogurt!

MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH

Cyndaquil: I am SO tired.
Mightyena: (Asleep)
Chimecho: Yeah, it’s already around 10:00! (They then see a Murkrow overhead)
Murkrow: Help! Somebody help me! I need recruits!
Cyndaquil: WHAT DO YOU NEED????
Murkrow: (Looks down) Is that you? (Flies down)
Cyndaquil: If by you, you mean Cyndaquil, Chimecho, and Mightyena of Team Strange, then yes!
Murkrow: I thought you were thrown over a cliff?
Cyndaquil: (Sarcastically) We were thank you for saving us!
Mightyena: (Now awake) Yeah. Luckily Chimecho’s tantrum saved us. By the way, who are you?
Murkrow: I was hired for the new position on your team.
Chimecho: So Blaziken asked you to come looking for us?
Murkrow: No, you see….. (Explains everything that happened)
Mightyena: HOLD IT! Narrator, this story was supposed to be funny! Not depressing!
Narrator: It’s not my fault Togepi’s feelings got hurt! Okay maybe it is. But I didn’t know it would go all psychotic! Okay, maybe I did. But I-! No I knew that. But! I! Well you people are making it depressing yourselves you know. MAKE YOUR LINES FUNNIER!
Mightyena: Fine. ON WITH IT!
Cyndaquil: What will we do? We’re no match against Team Successful!
Chimecho: In our last story, you and Skarmory saved us.
Cyndaquil: Yes, but we were against a CLEFFA!!!!! I mean really! Plus he had no common sense. Thus the reason you could escape.
Mightyena: He’s right.
Murkrow: Is there anyone you could recruit for one mission?
Cyndaquil: There’s only one Pokemon from our journeys that wouldn’t be mad at us. That Pokemon is…….
(Chimecho teleports them right next a Stantler, the one from the previous story)
Murkrow: A Stantler?
Chimecho: Yes!
(Stantler turns around)
Stantler: Oh great. You guys again. The ones that made fun of my ability of no fingers!
Chimecho: Oh great. You again. The Stantler that’s not supposed to learn Glare that knows it anyway and used it on me.
Stantler: (Glares at Chimecho)
Chimecho: ACK! SEE WHAT I MEAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Falls to ground)
Murkrow: This is our ONLY recruit?
Cyndaquil: Thanks to Chimecho. We could have the entire staff of the Pelipper Post Office on our side, but thanks to Einstein here (Points at Chimecho) they now hate us.
Chimecho: Can’t…….move……….need……….breath mint.
Mightyena: See, he’s got a paramecium for a brain.
Murkrow: I see.
Crobat: And thanks to me evolving, I can see too!
Cyndaquil: Of cou- duh, WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HEAR!
Chimecho: You spelled here wrong.
Cyndaquil: It’s the author’s fault.
Narrator: HEY!
Mightyena: Is for horses.
Crobat: I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!
Murkrow: We’re getting off subject here!
Narrator: Yes we are. BACK TO THE STORY!
Murkrow: We need your help- Stantler? (Looks around to find that Stantler is gone)
Crobat: I think he left during our argument.
Murkrow: Do me a favor and, GET OUT OF THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crobat: Fine.
Murkrow: Anyway- (Interrupted by a Ledian)
Ledian: Anyway, I forgot something. (Murkrow and Chimecho hide, but Cyndaquil and Mightyena are too late, and both get trapped in the same Light Screen/Reflect prison)
Ledian: Mwahaha! (Takes the box and flies away)
Murkrow: Great, now I’m stuck with the mental chime.
Chimecho: Who you talking about lady?
Murkrow: You.
Chimecho: I no mental.
Murkrow: Then tell me where we can get recruits.
Chimecho: (Teleports them in front of Makuhita’s Training Ground)
Murkrow: You’re right, you’re not mental.
(They open the door and head in)
Murkrow: All right! We are looking for-
Medicham: (Gasps) THE EVIL CHIME OF DOOM!
Meditite: LET’S GET HIM!
(Everyone kicks Murkrow and Chimecho out)
Murkrow: Okay, what did you do?
Chimecho: Let’s go to the Post Office!
Murkrow: The Post Office! Great I- wait! NO!
Chimecho: (Teleports them behind the desk at the Post Office)
Pelipper: AHHHHHH!!!! IT’S THE CHIME THAT DESTROYED THIS PLACE! And he’s brought along an evil friend!
Murkrow: Uh………
Pelipper: Boys! Use da water gun! (A bunch of Wingull come in and open a compartment in the wall, revealing a cannon)
Murkrow: You know, you could just use- (The Wingull fire the cannon and a water ball comes out and hits Murkrow and Chimecho, blasting them out to the Kangaskhan Warehouse)
Kangaskhan: AHHHHHH!!!!! You won’t attempt to eat my items again punk! (Uses Dizzy Punch, blasting them to Persian’s Bank)
Persian: YOU AGAIN!!!!????? OH NO!!!!! HIDE ALL SHINY THINGS!(Uses Slash, blasting them to the Kecleon shop)
Kecleon1: Oh!
Kecleon2: No! NO TMS FOR YOU! (Both use Hyper Beam, sending them into a dumpster)
Murkrow: What do you do for fun? Terrorize everyone?
Chimecho: Yes, no, maybe so, you don’t really want to know.
Murkrow: I doubt I do. Who else is there?
Chimecho: What about Team Successful? If we pay them they can do it for us!
Murkrow: You seriously have NO brain do you?
Chimecho: Not one! (Teleports them)

MEANWHILE

Togepi: I finally have you!
Blaziken: You’re no match for Chimecho and Murkrow!
Togepi: The mental bell? And what Murkrow?
(Murkrow and Chimecho suddenly appear above Togepi)
Murkrow: I hate you.
Chimecho: My breath stinks.
Murkrow: I bet it does. (Both start falling)
Togepi: (Looks up) Oh great. (Murkrow and Chimecho fall on Togepi)
Everyone: (Gasps)
Team Strange: Yeah!
Team Successful: What?
Murkrow: Faint Attack! (Disappears, then quickly reappears next to Team Successful)
Murkrow: Fly! (Rams them all with fly)
Murkrow: You’re crazy.
Chimecho: I’M NOT CRAZY!!!!!!! (Starts using Uproar, and blasts it right at Team Successful, sending them hurdling through the air)
Ledian: To think we could be rid of them right now! IT MAKES ME SO MAD!
The rest of Team Successful: You said it!
Ledian: I’ll get you Team Strange! And your little Murkrow too!
(Chimecho frees everyone with Psychic)
Blaziken: Way to go!
Skarmory: Yeah!
Chimecho: Thanks!
Scizor: Not you, Murkrow!
Murkrow: Well thanks!
Blaziken: I guess we can officially welcome you to our team!
Murkrow: REALLY????? I, I don’t know what to say, except for, you really need to start using the coupons for yogurt.

THE END

Blaziken: BLAZE KICK! (Uses Blaze Kick on the narrator, but misses and hits himself instead, and repetitively hits himself on the head)
Narrator: I can control you, remember?
Blaziken: (Still hitting himself) You OW fight dirty.
Skarmory: FOR THE LAST TIME! YOU’RE NOT IN ANY OF THESE STORIES!
Crobat: Or am I?
Skarmory: You’re not.
Crobat: Are you trying to tell me something?
Skarmory: (Slaps forehead)
Munchlax: I HEAR THE NEXT STORY IS GOING TO INVOLVE A DONUT SHOP!
Cyndaquil: Who cares?
Chimecho: Yes.
Munchlax: I like donuts.
Cyndaquil: I don’t like you.
Munchlax: SOLAR BEAM! (Uses Solar Beam on both of them)
Mightyena: I can easily intimidate you!
Sneasel: Oh yeah? (Evolves to Weavile and hits Mightyena many times, then de-evolves back to Sneasel)
Sneasel: Haha!
Mightyena: That……was weird.
Sneasel: Yeah I know.
Pikachu: DOUBLE TEAM (Uses double team)
Scizor: Grrrrrrrrrr.
Pikachu: It’s like being laughed at by 20 Pikachus!
Scizor: You fight mean.
Murkrow: Anybody? Hello? Why is everyone fighting? And they call themselves a rescue force. Tisk tisk. Well bye people! Don’t miss our next story! Town Patrol! Yes it does sound boring. Writer? Narrator? Whoever? Hello? (Everyone is still fighting) Talk about cruel! I have no one to argue with! Bye!



So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.

Yeah.

So that's it.

DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.

Blaziking

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Post #4
Team Strange in: Town Patrol Rivals (AKA the Quest for the hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic)

Murkrow: Uh, guys? (Everyone is still fighting from the last story, except Murkrow)
Murkrow: Hello? Anybody? We’re starting! (Everyone stops)
Narrator: I didn’t know that! And I’m in control of the story! Well in that case, we shall begin! We find our heroes by the assignment board.

Blaziken: Hmmm, there looks to be nothing today.
Chimecho: Aw great. That means we have to do Town Patrol.
Blaziken: Unfortunately.
Scizor: Aw great. You always choose horrid jobs for us!
Cyndaquil: Yeah!
Blaziken: Nonsense! Anyway! Scizor, Skarmory, and Pikachu will be at the Training Grounds, to make sure no ruckus comes up.
Scizor, Skarmory, and Pikachu: What?!
Blaziken: Chimecho and Murkrow, you will at the beach to be the lifeguards!
Murkrow: WHAT?
Chimecho: Who?
Blaziken: Munchlax, Cyndaquil, and Mightyena will go to the Farmland.
Cyndaquil and Mightyena: WHAT!!!!!??????
Munchlax: Yeah!
Blaziken: Sneasel and I will go to the Kangaskahn Warehouse and Kecleon shop.
Sneasel: I’d rather be thrown to rabid Mime Jrs.
Blaziken: I can make that possible.
Sneasel: Notice, I never said I wouldn’t do it.
Blaziken: Good. Everyone set?
Everyone: No.
Blaziken: Good! To your jobs then!

At the Training Grounds

Makuhita: You people here to train?
Pikachu: Uh, no we don’t need it.
Skarmory: Definitely.
Makuhita: You two look like you could use it. You look kind of pathetic.
Scizor: Uh oh.
Pikachu and Skarmory: WHAT?????????
Makuhita: Well first off, you (Points at Pikachu) have horrible muscles.
Pikachu: I don’t need muscles. I’m for Thunderbolting!
Makuhita: Nonsense! You’re just wimpy then!
Pikachu: WHAT??
Makuhita: And you’re just stupid looking. You should go to training.
Skarmory: WHAT??
Pikachu: WE’LL DO IT THEN!
Skarmory: Yeah!
Makuhita: I need $5000
Pikachu: Fine! (Hands Makuhita the money)
Skarmory: Away! (Pikachu and Skarmory head off to train)
Scizor: I take it you’ll do anything for some money, eh?
Makuhita: Of course! I’ll also do anything for a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic.
Scizor: Ew.

IN THE FIRST TRAINING ROOM

(The first room has a huge lake)
Pikachu: Who’s here? (They see a….Magikarp enter)
Magikarp: Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp!
Pikachu: What?
Magikarp: Magikarp! (Evolves to a Gyarados)
Skarmory: Just one? How pathetic.
Gyarados: Bring them in boys! And get me a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic! (We see 99 more Magikarp enter)
Pikachu: I hate to think where this is going. (All the Magikarp evolve to Gyarados)
Skarmory: This isn’t training! It’s TORTURE! WE’RE GONNA DIE!
Pikachu: Not for long! THUNDER! (Shoots a Thunder at the Gyarados’, but the Gyarados’ easily dodge, and it hits the wall)
Pikachu: We’re doomed.
Skarmory: You said it.

MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH

Chimecho: Stupid.
Murkrow: That’s right. This is stupid.
Chimecho: Stupid.
Murkrow: I know, this is- WHAT IN THE WORLD????
(We see a mirror image of Murkrow right next to him)
Murkrow: Weird.
Murkrow: Weird.
Murkrow: Huh?
Murkrow: Huh?
Murkrow: All right what’s going on?
Murkrow: All right what’s going on?
Murkrow: Quit it.
Murkrow: Quit it.
Murkrow: Seriously.
Murkrow: Seriously.
Murkrow: Mgdfjghfbvhhfowowoslcjdghbldhafbgvhdfbvdfhvdf.
Murkrow: Mgdfjghfbvhhfowowoslcjdghbldhafbgvhdfbvdfhvdf.
Murkrow: Hmmmmm.
Murkrow: Hmmmmm.
Murkrow: Six slimy snails slithered slowly to south Sweden.
Murkrow: Six slimy snails slithered slowly to south Sweden.
Murkrow: Ah ha! I got it!
Murkrow: Ah ha! I got it!
Murkrow: I’m an ugly weirdo.
Murkrow: You’re an ugly weirdo.
Murkrow: I know there’s a Ditto in there.
Murkrow: Are you sure?
Murkrow: Yes I’m sure. You stopped copying me by the way.
Murkrow: Yes I’m sure. You stopped copying me by the way.
Murkrow: …….
Murkrow: …….
Murkrow: Oh come on!
Murkrow: Oh come on!
Murkrow: COME OUT YOU DITTO YOU!
Murkrow: I’m not a Ditto.
Murkrow: Then what ARE you?
Murkrow: I’m a….. (Transforms into a blue Mew)
Mew: Mew! I only come once every 823,982,087,739,033,246,546,433,445,569,827,532,157,967,747 and one 9375th years.
Murkrow: What? Mews can’t- no wait, they can. And don’t Mews appear any time they want to?
Mew: Normally, but I’m a shiny Mew! Good-bye! I’m off to make a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic. (Flies off)
Murkrow: That was strange.

MENAWHILE AT THE FARMLAND

Munchlax: Munchlax wants food.
Cyndaquil: Buy a hamburger.
Munchlax: NO!!! I want a donut.
Mightyena: I want a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic.
Cyndaquil: And I thought Chimecho was insane.
Munchlax: Ooh! That sounds GOOD!
Cyndaquil: I’m stuck with a bunch of psychos.
Munchlax: I like radioactive slime.
Cyndaquil: What?
Mightyena: I’m sooooooooo hungry. I skipped breakfast.
Cyndaquil: And?
Mightyena: (Stares at Cyndaquil and licks his lips) Yum! A hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic.
Cyndaquil: DUDE YOU”RE DILLUSSIONAL! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! (Uses flamethrower on Mightyena)
Mightyena: (Singed) Thank you.
Munchlax: Look up in the sky! It’s a bird!
Cyndaquil: It’s a plane!
Mightyena: It’s a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic!
Cyndaquil: WAIT! IT’S RAYQUAZA! (Rayquaza comes and takes them and flies away)

MEANWHILE AT THE WAREHOUSE

Blaziken: I don’t see WHY this is a job, but it is.
Sneasel: Yeah.
Blaziken: Nothing will make me like this job. Not even if we got free hamburgers with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic (Looks over to see a beautiful Gardevoir in the Kangaskahn warehouse)
Blaziken: Except that! (Runs over to the Gardevoir)
Blaziken: Hi! I’m BlazikenandIthinkyou’rereallyreallyreallyreallyprettyandgoshhowlonghaveIbeentalking?
Gardevoir: Weirdo. (Uses Psychic to fling him back at Sneasel)
Blaziken: She likes me!
Sneasel: We should’ve gone somewhere else.

MEANWHILE IN THE FIRST TRAINING ROOM

Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu and Skarmory at the same time: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Gyarados: Are you done yet? I finished my hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic already and I want to defeat you.
Pikachu: I say we bolt for the door. (Both bolt toward the door leading outside)
Skarmory: It’s locked!
Pikachu: Why?
Voice from behind the door: You pay the price, you don’t leave until you lose or win.
Skarmory: Or die?
Voice from behind the door: Or die.
Skarmory: How about we give you a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic so you can let us get out of here?
Voice from behind the door: No. Those give me gas.
Pikachu: Yo mean. Very mean.
Voice from behind the door: I just follow the rules.
Skarmory: What type of Pokemon are you?
Voice from behind the door: It’s a myyyyyyyysssssssssstttttteeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!
Pikachu: Haha. No seriously.
(Pause)
Pikachu: Hello?
(Pause)
Skarmory: Seriously.
(Pause)
Gyarados: We haven’t finished our battle.
All other 99 Gyarados: Yeah. Battle.
Pikachu: I say we bolt for the other door.
Skarmory: I agree.
Pikachu: Run!
(In slow motion)
Pikachu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Skarmory: Ruuuuunnnnnnn foooorrrrrrrrr iiiittttttt!
Pikachu: Whhhhaaaaatttttttttt’ssssss uuuuuuppppp wiiiiithhhhh ttttthhhhheeeeee ssssllllllooooowwww mmmoootttttiiiiiiooooonnnnn?
(Back to normal)
Narrator: Sorry! I thought it was-
Gyarados: They left.
Pikachu: (Head peeks out from open doorway) By the way, THUNDER!!!!
All Gyarados: Huh? (All get hit by Thunder and faint)

MEANWHILE AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS

Scizor: Wow. There’s a lot of tough Pokemon here. And a lot of them have hamburgers with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic
Makuhita: Only the best!
Hariyama: You. Puny Scizor. Why here? In tough house?
Scizor: Puny???? PUNY??????
Makuhita: He doesn’t know what he’s talking about! Please no fighting! NOT AGAIN!!!!
Hariyama: Me. You. Arm wrestle. Now!
Scizor: All right then! I can take you on any day!
(They start to arm wrestle)
Hariyama: You put good fight.
Scizor: Thanks!
Hariyama: I go all night.
Scizor: Me too!

MEANWHILE ON RAYQUAZA’S BACK

Cyndaquil: What do you want from us?
Rayquaza: First we land, and then I will tell you.
(After a while they land in front of the Sky Pillar)
Rayquaza: All right. I need your help. And I need a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic
Cyndaquil: Everyone wants those today.
Mightyena: Why our help? We don’t even KNOW you!
Munchlax: Why’d you pick us anyways?
Rayquaza: You were the first Pokemon I saw.
Munchlax: Uhhhh, okay.
Cyndaquil: What do you need our help for? You’re super powerful!
Rayquaza: I need you-
Munchlax: Yes???
Rayquaza: To help me-
Cyndaquil: Yeeessss???
Rayquaza: Get rid of-
Mightyena: YES?????
Rayquaza: A bunch of-
Cyndaquil, Mightyena, and Munchlax: YEEEESSSSSSS??????????
Rayquaza: Altaria and Swablu.
(Munchlax, Cyndaquil, and Mightyena stare for a while, then-)
Munchlax, Cyndaquil, and Mightyena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! Oh that’s funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU’RE KIDDING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HA! HA! HA! Whoo, yeah, funny.
Rayquaza: Are you quite done yet?
Cyndaquil: (Smiling ear to ear) No not yet.
Munchlax, Cyndaquil, and Mightyena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! Oh that’s funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU’RE KIDDING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HA! HA! HA! Whoo, yeah, funny.
Rayquaza: Are you quite done now?
Munchlax: (Grinning ear to ear) Not yet!!!!!
Rayquaza: Oh. Great. (Turns to reader) Go somewhere else for now. This could take a long time.

MEANWHILE AT THE WAREHOUSE

Blaziken: Oh my love! You! Me! Together! Foreeeevvvveeeerrrrr!
Gardevoir: No thank you! (Looks at Blaziken, and mutters something)
Sneasel: Quit it yo! She doesn’t like you.
Blaziken: (Looks at Sneasel) What’s your name? Where am I? Who am I? Why is the sky blue? WHYARE YOU CREEPY????
Sneasel: Just because a girl dumps you, doesn’t mean you have to go all weird-like.
Blaziken: Huh?
Sneasel: Wait! (Looks at Gardevoir) You! You did this! (Points to Blaziken)
Blaziken: Twinkle twinkle little fried onion, how I wish I was a frog.
Gardevoir: That’s because I’m not Gardevoir!
Sneasel: Who in the world ARE you then?
Gardevoir: (Rips off costume to reveal Ledian)
Ledian: I’m Ledian!
Sneasel: TEAM SUCCESSFUL! Well, one of you at least. Wait, Ledians can’t learn Hypnosis!
Ledian: I learned from Hypno.
Sneasel: Oh. But still! And why is it always you with the evil plans? Why doesn’t anyone else help?
Ledian: Aipom is too busy eating bananas, Grovyle thinks he’s too cool, and we’re too lame, Milotic is always making sure she’s supposedly, “pretty,” and Hypno, he’s always sleeping. So it’s up to me to ruin your lives.
Sneasel: ……
Ledian: You’re SUPPOSED to say thank you.
Sneasel: Why?

MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH

Murkrow: That was strange.
Murkrow: That was strange.
Murkrow: What?
Murkrow: What?
Murkrow: I’m not in the mood for games right now, so transform back!
Murkrow: NEVER!
Murkrow: NEVER!
Murkrow: That’s mean yo.
Murkrow: That’s mean yo.
Murkrow: I was copying you, now you copy me.
Murkrow: I was copying you, now you copy me.
Murkrow: Let’s jumble it up!
Murkrow: Yeah!
Murkrow: Yeah!
Murkrow: Weird.
Murkrow: Tell me about it.
Murkrow: Tell me about it.
Murkrow: Fun fun!
Murkrow: Yeah.
Murkrow: Yeah.
Murkrow: Interesting.
Murkrow: All right! Game’s over!
Murkrow: But I’m the real one!
Murkrow: I thought I was.
Murkrow: Oh great. Now all this mumbo jumbo mixed us up.
Murkrow: What do we do now?
Murkrow: I wish I knew.
Chimecho: I brought a couple soda- OH MY GOODNESS!!!! (Faints at the sight of the two Murkrows)
Murkrow (Both): Good going.

MEANWHILE AT THE 2ND TRAINING ROOM

Skarmory: I can’t believe we got out of there!
Pikachu: Yeah. Do you get the feeling we were being insulted so that Makuhita could make some cash?
Skarmory: Yes.
Pikachu: Well I don’t.
Skarmory: Fine then. (Beeper at side starts beeping like crazy) What’s up with this? (Takes a look at it, and it says a message from Sneasel)
Pikachu: Ledian brainwashed Blaziken, need help now.
Skarmory: That’s an easy job. Brainwashing Blaziken. There’s nothing TO brainwash.
Pikachu: We’d better help.
Skarmory: After we lose, remember? We can’t quit!
Pikachu: Can we lose on purpose?
Skarmory: On the course we took, there were only 3 rooms. We just defeat the next two in two minutes. (Opens door to next room)
Pikachu: There’s a bunch of…..
Azurill: Welcome!
Pikachu: ……Azurill. Pathetic.
Azurill: Pathetic? (Uses water gun to the beeper)
Skarmory: Uh-oh!

AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS

(Scizor and Hariyama are still arm wrestling)
Scizor: I can go all night! All week! All month! All year! All millennium!
Hariyama: I go all night, week, month, year, millennium too.
Scizor: Yeah! (Beeper beeps madly) Uh, Makuhita! Could you get that! And tell me the message! And who it’s from!
Makuhita: Sure! (Grabs it) Ledian brainwashed Blaziken, need help now. It’s from Sneasel.
Scizor: Great! Just what I need now! Well I’ll handle it! In a sec!
Hariyama: No you do not! (With other hand, takes the beeper and throws it on the ground, smashing it)
Scizor: Oh great.

AT THE BEACH

Murkrow: So who’s who?
Murkrow: How should I know?
Murkrow: Yeah well- (Beeper starts beeping madly) Haha! I have a beeper and you don’t! I’m real!
Murkrow: Poop. (Transforms to a Ditto)
Murkrow: Now if you don’t mind, wimp-
Ditto: WIMP???? I NO WIMP! (Looks at a Tyrannitar on the beach, and transforms into it)
Murkrow: (Reads the message) Ledian brainwashed Bla- (The beeper is smashed by Ditto)
Ditto: Now that I’m a Tyrannitar, you can’t call me a wimp.
Murkrow: Oh, no.
Chimecho: (Regains consciousness) Wow, I had the weirdest dream that there were two Murkrows. (Looks at Murkrow and Ditto) That wasn’t a dream, was it?
Murkrow: No, now help me you psychotic chime.

AT THE FARMLAND (Er, they’re not doing that though, so they’re at the Sky Pillar!)

Rayquaza: ARE YOU DONE YET????!!!!!?????!!!!!??????!!!!?????
Munchlax: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHA! HA! HA! Ha! Ha! Heh heh! Whoo. Yup. We’re done.
Rayquaza: Good. Now they have made a barrier preventing me from getting in. There are all sorts of dragon, ghost, and dark Pokemon in there, so if Mightyena went in there, he would blend in, and try and get rid of the barrier!
Mightyena: And then we attack?
Rayquaza: And then we attack.
Cyndaquil: Good! (Beeper rings madly) Sorry! Got to take this one! (Takes it out and reads the message)
Munchlax: It says, Ledian brainwashed Blaziken, need help now. It’s from Sneasel!
Mightyena: We better take this one-
Rayquaza: NO ONE DOES ANYTHING UNTIL THE SKY PILLAR IS MINE! (Takes the beeper and throws it in the sea)
Munchlax: We’re doomed.

IN THE 2ND TRAINING ROOM

Pikachu: Let’s beat these Azurill!
Skarmory: Yeah!
Azurill: All right girls! Let’s give them a Destiny Bond!
Skarmory: Steel Wing!
Azurill: Your destiny is to lose! Our Destiny is to lose! We’ll all get a big big bruise!
Pikachu: Huh?
Azurill: It’ll be a draw you won’t know why ‘till you’re on the ground looking at the sky!
Skarmory: What are they doing? Shouldn’t they attack?
Azurill: We won’t fight ‘till you knock us out! We won’t fight or even pout!
Pikachu: This is weird.
Azurill: If our rhyming is dumb then just ignore it! We don’t attack our opponent, we just bore it!
Skarmory: Uh, well, huh? Well let’s do what they say. Ignore it.
Azurill: All right! Let’s start!
(Skarmory and Pikachu make them faint in a few minutes, but before they just barely knock’em out, they say this :)
Azurill: Bye! DESTINY BOND!
Skarmory: We won! (Pikachu is then hit by destiny bond)
Pikachu: Ack! Ooh! Eee! Agh! Oh! (Pikachu faints, and a Destiny Bond heads to Skarmory)
Skarmory: (Gasps) Oh no! The Azurill are attacking! And they’re knocked- (Gets hit with Destiny Bond and faints)

MEANWHILE AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS

Scizor: I can’t contact my friends! How DARE YOU!!!!!!!!
Hariyama: You me continue arm wrestling!
(Scizor takes Hariyama’s arm and smashes it on the table)
Hariyama: You…..you…..you!
Makuhita: You…..you…..you!
Everyone except Scizor: You…..you…..you! You defeated Hariyama!
Scizor: Is that a big deal?
Hariyama: YOU GO DOWN NOW! (Lunges at Scizor)
Scizor: I’m doomed!

MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH

Ditto: (Pulls out a few pieces of paper) BEWARE MY EVIL MATH HOMEWORK!
Murkrow: What?
Chimecho: (Uses Psychic to tear the pieces of paper to shreds)
Ditto: MY MATH HOMEWORK!!! I SPENT ONE WHOLE MINUTE ON IT!
Murkrow: Uh-oh! We angered it!
Ditto: WHY DO YOU CALL ME AN IT?????????
Chimecho: In the Pokemon games, aren’t you genderless?
Ditto: That is a misunderstanding. We have genders. I am male.
Chimecho: Oh.
Murkrow: It would figure.
Chimecho: Is it ca-
Ditto: YOU CALLED ME AN IT AGAIN! FACE THE WRATH OF TYRANNITAR! (Transforms to a Tyrannitar)
Chimecho: WE’RE DOOMED! (Turns to Murkrow) Can you make me a sandwich?
Murkrow: Well no I-
Ditto: SILENCE! (Transforms into a Ditto again, then a Hypno, and faces the ocean)
Murkrow: I say we fly and float for it to help Sneasel.
Ditto: No you don’t! (His eyes then become cross-eyed like a maniac)
Voice below the lifeguard tower: AHHHH!!!! THE MAGIKARP ARE ATTACKING THE CITY! RUN!
Murkrow: (Looks behind him to see millions of Magikarp in the city, destroying it) Why are they doing- (Looks at Ditto) Never mind.
Ditto: (Transforms to Rayquaza) Mwahaha!
Murkrow: Why couldn’t you be a cookie or something?
Chimecho: Hey! Why are all of our villains insane?
Narrator: It’s more interesting!
Murkrow: We haven’t heard from you for a bit. What’ve you been doing?
Narrator: Narrating.
Chimecho: No, way!
Ditto: Hello? Deranged blob right here! Attacking the city with millions of Magikarp!
Murkrow: Why is it Magikarp? That is SO lame.
Chimecho: Narrator? Hello? Helloooo? He must’ve left.
Ditto: We should probably continue.
Murkrow: But with our conversation with the narrator, we used up almost our entire sentence limit for this section! We only have one left! (Looks at Chimecho) Cover his mouth! He’ll say something stupid! Like-
Chimecho: Turkey onion ring sandwich on a piece of fried Popsicles.

AT THE SKY PILLAR

Mightyena: This plan will never work!
Rayquaza: Of course it will! The only intelligent Pokemon in there is Latios!
Cyndaquil, Munchlax, and Mightyena: LATIOS????
Rayquaza: And Latias, Ho-oh, and Lugia.
Munchlax: So that’s the reason you couldn’t get in? 4 powerful legendaries and a few fairly powerful bird brains, plus ghosts and evil dudes against one super powerful Pokemon? I see your problem.
Mightyena: Wait, couldn’t the three of us just blend in together?
Cyndaquil: Yeah!
Rayquaza: I know a few Dragon, Normal, and Fire moves, and those are the type of Pokemon that the barrier prevents.
Cyndaquil: Then how do Ho-oh, the Lati’s, and just about every other Pokemon get in?
Rayquaza: I don’t really know. But that’s one of the reasons I can’t defeat them. We also need the element of surprise. So the three of us, (Points at Cyndaquil and Munchlax) will think of a plan while Mightyena is in there, getting rid of the barrier. Got it?
Everyone: Got it.
Rayquaza: All right then! Mightyena! Head in there!
Mightyena: Got it! (Heads in the Sky Pillar)

MEANWHILE AT THE WAREHOUSE

(We see Sneasel and Ledian in a battle)
Sneasel: You aren’t getting away with this!
Ledian: Oh yes I am! Don’t you know I had this set up?
Sneasel: What?
Ledian: Your friends. Scizor. He’s probably trying to fend off a mad Hariyama about now, and he’s probably failing. Pikachu and Skarmory. They were persuaded by Makuhita to take the training course, and I had a few friends in there take care of them after they lost. Murkrow and Chimecho. Murkrow offended a Ditto, and now they’re in heated battle with it, and they’re not doing a great job with it. Mightyena, Cyndaquil, and Munchlax. I got some Pokemon to take over the Sky Pillar, and made SURE that Rayquaza grabbed Mightyena, Cyndaquil, and Munchlax. I also told him a plan that he thinks might work, but I know it won’t. You’re all doomed.
Sneasel: They can beat them!
Ledian: The Ditto can transform into every Pokemon. The Pokemon at Sky Pillar? They are super powerful. Hariyama? Forget it. My friends? Also forget it.
Sneasel: You evil bug you!
Ledian: Why do you think I’m evil? Just because I want to ruin your rescue force doesn’t mean I’m evil!
Sneasel: Yes it does.
Ledian: I know.
Sneasel: Restore Blaziken’s memory. NOW!
Ledian: I don’t think so. (Uses Psychic on them and they rise up in the sky about nine feet)
Sneasel: Let me down!
Ledian: I’ll make sure Blaziken gets his memory back Right before your doom. Let’s go to my base, shall we. (All of a sudden Blaziken twitches)
Blaziken: Huh? What’s going on?!
Ledian: I’ll fill you in.

MEANWHILE AT THE….. (Where are Skarmory and Pikachu? Hm, let’s check)

(Skarmory and Pikachu wake up, each in a hand of a Machamp)
Skarmory: Hey, wait, what? What’s going on here sir?
Machamp: (Gasps) You’re awake, well, uh, Ledian didn’t say this would happen!
Pikachu: Ledian? (He and Skarmory Jump out of the Machamp’s arms)
Skarmory: What’s going on!
Machamp: Allow us to introduce ourselves. (An Arbok, Haunter, and Misdreavus appear)
All of them: We’re Team Darkness.
Machamp: We aren’t a goody goody team. We help all villains with their problems. Ledian had a big problem, so we decided to take out the trash. We were going to take you to the junkyard to be disintegrated, but since you’re awake we’ll just cream you ourselves.
Skarmory: Quick! I’ll take the one on the left, and you’ll take the three on the right!
Pikachu: I’ll take the ghosts; you’ll take the other two!
Machamp: Are you saying there are four of us? Nonsense! (Three Gengars, an Absol, a Grumpig, a Camerupt, two Weezing, and five Muk appear)
Skarmory: Most of them are probably double teamed. (Hits the ones that are two or more, but they don’t disappear)
Pikachu: Or not.
Team Darkness: Time to take out the trash.
Skarmory and Pikachu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH

Murkrow: Faint Attack!
Ditto: (Transforms to a Manectric, and quickly dodges) Haha!
Murkrow: That move’s unavoidable!
Ditto: You were focusing on hitting a slow Rayquaza, not a fast Manectric!
Chimecho: Psycho.
Murkrow: Yes he is a psycho.
Ditto: (Transforms to a Murkrow) Haha!
Murkrow: What?
Murkrow: What?
Murkrow: Great not again! It’s annoying when you transform into me.
Murkrow: Nice try Ditto.
Murkrow: Huh? I’m not Ditto!
Murkrow: You decide Chimecho! Who’s who?
Chimecho: Uh….uh…..uh……..!
Murkrow: Great we could be here for hours!
Murkrow: You are really convincing Ditto!
Murkrow: I’m NOT Ditto.
Chimecho: Hmmm.
Murkrow: You KNOW it’s me, right?
Murkrow: Just give up already.
Chimecho: Bob the Jellyfish.
Murkrow: Who’s Bob the Jellyfish?
Murkrow: Shut your overgrown yapper and choose already!
Chimecho: (Uses Psychic on the Murkrow that didn’t snap at him and that Murkrow transforms back to Ditto)
Ditto: How did you know?
Chimecho: Murkrow would yell at me or something. You should know that.
Ditto: Well I didn’t. Sorry.
Chimecho: Bye bye now!
Ditto: Huh? (Chimecho uses Psychic on the Ditto to send it to a nearby jail)
Chimecho: Hmm, that probably won’t be good enough. (Sends Ditto to Abra’s home for Psychotic Fruitcakes, which is a mental hospital)
Murkrow: I’m impressed. Does this mean you’re smart, for good?
Chimecho: I wish I were a hot dog.
Murkrow: Once a numbskull, always a numbskull. (They then realize that the Magikarp that were attacking the city have evolved)
Chimecho: I wish I had some mustard.

MEANWHILE AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS

Hariyama: Get back here you puny!
Scizor: AHHHH!!!! (We see them running around the Training Grounds)
Hariyama: Yah! (Lunges at Scizor)
Scizor: What the heck do you want?
Hariyama: One pretty paycheck from Ledian!
Scizor: Ledian! You shouldn’t be messing with him!
Hariyama: The rest of my team is as well.
Scizor: Your TEAM?
Hariyama: We’re Team Darkness. We aren’t a goody goody team. We help all villains with their problems. Ledian had a big problem, so we decided to take out the trash. The rest of my team is taking care of the rat and overgrown Pidgey.
Scizor: (Avoids an Arm Thrust) WHAT????? MY FRIENDS ARE IN DANGER??????
Hariyama: Why sure! Ledian informed us that she set everything up so that in the morning, your team will be no more!
Scizor: (Looks at Makuhita) And what do YOU know about this?
Makuhita: Nothing! Honest!
Hariyama: He’s telling the truth you know.
Scizor: That’s IT! I promised myself I wouldn’t use this move unless it’s an emergency! That’s because it’s too girly in my opinion! But this is emergency enough! SILVER WIND! (Uses a very powerful Silver Wind that knocks Hariyama out)
Makuhita: Go! Save your friends! We’ll make sure this guy is dealt with swiftly!
Medicham: We’ll make sure of it!
Scizor: Thanks! (Heads of to the training rooms)

MEANWHILE AT THE SKY PILLAR

Mightyena: (Now entered in the Sky Pillar) Hi!
Latios: Hello! Wait a minute! How did a Mightyena swim here from the mainland?
Mightyena: I swam here? Duh.
Latios: Mightyenas can’t handle that much water.
Mightyena: WHO SAYS THEY CAN’T?
Latios: They’re just too deathly afraid of water. What wimps!
Everyone else: Yeah! Wimps!
Mightyena: WHAT?????????? SHADOW BALL! (Starts shooting Shadow Balls everywhere, hitting almost everything)

OUTSIDE THE PILLAR

Rayquaza: What’s he doing in there?
Cyndaquil: I’m guessing he’s shooting Shadow Balls everywhere because they insulted his kind.
Munchlax: That’s what I’m guessing.
Rayquaza: Let’s head in there! (They head in)
Cyndaquil: Whoa.
Munchlax: Oh my goodness!
Rayquaza: (Gasps) It’s…….it’s…….it’s…….. (We see a completely destroyed Sky Pillar) It’s BEAUTIFUL!
Mightyena: Yeah. They can’t insult Mightyenas and get away with it!
Rayquaza: Where are they?
Mightyena: Somewhere in the ionosphere.
Rayquaza: Wow! Good job!
Cyndaquil: Could you take us back to town? We need to- (Rayquaza disappears, with a Ditto in its place)
Munchlax: This is going to be bad.
Mightyena: Was that all a set up????
Ditto: Kinda.
Cyndaquil: Kinda????
Ditto: This is all a dream you know. (The three wake up, in cages, and we also see Sneasel and Blaziken in cages)
Ledian: (Comes over) I can’t believe Rayquaza cancelled. I had to take care of getting you three.
Cyndaquil: Huh?
Blaziken: There’s a lot of info to catch up on.
Mightyena: I’ll bet.
Ledian: (Explains everything) And soon, I’ll transform all of you into worthless, brainwashed Magikarp! Soon you won’t remember a thing! And this potion prevents you from evolving! MWAHAHAHA!
Munchlax: Gasp!

MEANWHILE AT THE 1ST TRAINING ROOM

Gyarados: Look a puny Scizor!
Scizor: Why do you criticize me?
Gyarados: Because it’s fun!
Scizor: Listen, my friends, Pikachu and Skarmory, they have been ambushed and I NEED to save them!
Gyarados: Ah, a lovely bunch of rodents.
Scizor: Why does everyone call them rodents?
Gyarados: Because they’re small.
Scizor: Skarmory isn’t small!
Gyarados: To you, of course, to us, puny.
Scizor: Right you’re giant.
Gyarados: By whom have they been ambushed by?
Scizor: Some team called Team Darkness.
Gyarados: (Gasps) Team DARKNESS??? I heard of them. They’re bent on trying to eliminate Magikarp. Why those fiends!
All other Gyarados: Fiends!
Gyarados: We can try and help you!
Scizor: Really? Awesome!
Gyarados: Come on boys!
A Gyarados in the back: And girl!
Gyarados: And girl! Come on!

MEANWHILE IN TOWN

Murkrow: How are WE going to stop this?
(All of a sudden a blue Mew appears)
Mew: Hello!
Murkrow: You again?
Mew: Me again. I see your problem. And I brought some help! (We see a normal Mew, a Jirachi, and a Celebi appear, as well as their shiny forms)
Chimecho: I eat salad for ketchup.
Murkrow: Well, uh, thank you?
The legendaries: You’re welcome! Let’s deal with these guys!
Murkrow: Let’s kick some fin!
The Legendaries: What? Hurt them?
Celebi: I’ll take care of this. (Heads over to a Gyarados) Uh, could you please return to the ocean? You’re terrorizing the citizens.
Gyarados: Sure thing! Let’s go guys!
Celebi: See there’s no need for violence!
Murkrow: (Gaping) That……was……..pathetic.
Celebi: Don’t make me eat my vegetables!
Chimecho: Okay. Murkrow, you heard her! Don’t make her eat her vegetables!
Murkrow: Uhhh.
The Legendaries: Bye! (They then vanish)
Murkrow: That was all very random Chime. Chime? Where are you? (Looks over at the beach, and sees Chimecho panicking)
Chimecho: I can’t find it! I can’t find the lost city of Atlantis!
Murkrow: Figures.
Chimecho: Hey! Rocks have feelings too!
Murkrow: Was that the last phrase?
Chimecho: I think so.
Murkrow: Sweet.

MEANNWHILE AT THE 2ND TRAINING ROOM

Pikachu: AHHHH!
Skarmory: What are we going to do?
A voice from behind them: Get some help perhaps?
Pikachu: (He and Skarmory turn around) SCIZOR!!!!
Scizor: The one and only!
Skarmory: Hey! Let’s kick some darkness!
Scizor: With some help!
Team Darkness: Uh-oh! (Many Gyarados appear in a few seconds)
Skarmory: Awesome!
Scizor: SILVER WIND! (Uses a powerful Silver Wind)
Skarmory: SWIFT! (Uses Swift inside the Silver Wind)
Pikachu: THUNDER! (Uses Thunder making a barrier around the Silver Wind)
Gyarados (All): HYPER BEAM! (Uses Hyper Beam to make a beautiful barrier around the Silver Wind things)
Machamp: It’s BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
Arbok: Ow. (We see a Chimecho and Murkrow come in)
Chimecho: PSYCHIC! (Uses Psychic to make sure Team Darkness doesn’t escape)
Murkrow: Pursuit! (Keeps hitting Team Darkness until the Beam hits, knocking Team Darkness out)
Scizor: Let’s give Ledian a surprise!
Everyone: Yeah!

MEANWHILE AT TEAM SUCCESSFUL’S HEADQUARTERS

Mightyena: What’ll we do?
Blaziken: We wait.
Cyndaquil: Oh goody. (All of a sudden, everyone from the training room bolts in)
Scizor: HAHA!
Ledian: GASP! (Flies off)
Scizor: Well, after that long and interesting story, that was a lame ending.
Narrator: EXCUSE ME???????
Scizor: Seriously. It was LAME-O!
Blaziken: Wow. That took a while for them to come.
Pikachu: How is that MY fault?
Blaziken: It just is. (Sticks tongue out at Pikachu)
Pikachu: DOOM TO YOU!
Chimecho: I like to eat turkey.
Cyndaquil: Idiot.
Mightyena: Yeah! Idiot.
Chimecho: Hey! That’s mean!
Cyndaquil: I know.
Munchlax: Yeah. We know. Hey do you know I evolve by happiness?
Mightyena: And who cares?
Munchlax: It’s a better way than leveling up you know. It’s MUCH more fun.
Mightyena: Are you insulting me????
Munchlax: Pretty much yes.
Sneasel: I think this story was possibly one of the best adventures yet!
Skarmory: It wasn’t too funny.
Sneasel: And?
Skarmory: I hear the next one’s going to be funny!
Sneasel: AND?
Skarmory: I don’t know. But I bet you are insulted by it.
Sneasel: SLASH!
Murkrow: Hello? Hello? Hello? HELLO? HELLO ALREADY! Nope they’re gone. Bye! See ya next time!



So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.

Yeah.

So that's it.

DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.

Blaziking

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Post #5
That should keep ya'll busy for a while. I'll post the rest later.



So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.

Yeah.

So that's it.

DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.

NOP

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Post #6
Dang. Huzzah! Cheese for all! I am the Octoplasm!

Team Strange is back and freaky-jeakier than ever!

w00t! wo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ot!



<(OvO)> im an owl

Don't ask.

ivymeleon

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Post #7
Brilliant. And hilarious.

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