Team Strange in: Town Patrol Rivals (AKA the Quest for the hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic)
Murkrow: Uh, guys? (Everyone is still fighting from the last story, except Murkrow)
Murkrow: Hello? Anybody? We’re starting! (Everyone stops)
Narrator: I didn’t know that! And I’m in control of the story! Well in that case, we shall begin! We find our heroes by the assignment board.
Blaziken: Hmmm, there looks to be nothing today.
Chimecho: Aw great. That means we have to do Town Patrol.
Blaziken: Unfortunately.
Scizor: Aw great. You always choose horrid jobs for us!
Cyndaquil: Yeah!
Blaziken: Nonsense! Anyway! Scizor, Skarmory, and Pikachu will be at the Training Grounds, to make sure no ruckus comes up.
Scizor, Skarmory, and Pikachu: What?!
Blaziken: Chimecho and Murkrow, you will at the beach to be the lifeguards!
Murkrow: WHAT?
Chimecho: Who?
Blaziken: Munchlax, Cyndaquil, and Mightyena will go to the Farmland.
Cyndaquil and Mightyena: WHAT!!!!!??????
Munchlax: Yeah!
Blaziken: Sneasel and I will go to the Kangaskahn Warehouse and Kecleon shop.
Sneasel: I’d rather be thrown to rabid Mime Jrs.
Blaziken: I can make that possible.
Sneasel: Notice, I never said I wouldn’t do it.
Blaziken: Good. Everyone set?
Everyone: No.
Blaziken: Good! To your jobs then!
At the Training Grounds
Makuhita: You people here to train?
Pikachu: Uh, no we don’t need it.
Skarmory: Definitely.
Makuhita: You two look like you could use it. You look kind of pathetic.
Scizor: Uh oh.
Pikachu and Skarmory: WHAT?????????
Makuhita: Well first off, you (Points at Pikachu) have horrible muscles.
Pikachu: I don’t need muscles. I’m for Thunderbolting!
Makuhita: Nonsense! You’re just wimpy then!
Pikachu: WHAT??
Makuhita: And you’re just stupid looking. You should go to training.
Skarmory: WHAT??
Pikachu: WE’LL DO IT THEN!
Skarmory: Yeah!
Makuhita: I need $5000
Pikachu: Fine! (Hands Makuhita the money)
Skarmory: Away! (Pikachu and Skarmory head off to train)
Scizor: I take it you’ll do anything for some money, eh?
Makuhita: Of course! I’ll also do anything for a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic.
Scizor: Ew.
IN THE FIRST TRAINING ROOM
(The first room has a huge lake)
Pikachu: Who’s here? (They see a….Magikarp enter)
Magikarp: Magikarp Magikarp Magikarp!
Pikachu: What?
Magikarp: Magikarp! (Evolves to a Gyarados)
Skarmory: Just one? How pathetic.
Gyarados: Bring them in boys! And get me a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic! (We see 99 more Magikarp enter)
Pikachu: I hate to think where this is going. (All the Magikarp evolve to Gyarados)
Skarmory: This isn’t training! It’s TORTURE! WE’RE GONNA DIE!
Pikachu: Not for long! THUNDER! (Shoots a Thunder at the Gyarados’, but the Gyarados’ easily dodge, and it hits the wall)
Pikachu: We’re doomed.
Skarmory: You said it.
MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH
Chimecho: Stupid.
Murkrow: That’s right. This is stupid.
Chimecho: Stupid.
Murkrow: I know, this is- WHAT IN THE WORLD????
(We see a mirror image of Murkrow right next to him)
Murkrow: Weird.
Murkrow: Weird.
Murkrow: Huh?
Murkrow: Huh?
Murkrow: All right what’s going on?
Murkrow: All right what’s going on?
Murkrow: Quit it.
Murkrow: Quit it.
Murkrow: Seriously.
Murkrow: Seriously.
Murkrow: Mgdfjghfbvhhfowowoslcjdghbldhafbgvhdfbvdfhvdf.
Murkrow: Mgdfjghfbvhhfowowoslcjdghbldhafbgvhdfbvdfhvdf.
Murkrow: Hmmmmm.
Murkrow: Hmmmmm.
Murkrow: Six slimy snails slithered slowly to south Sweden.
Murkrow: Six slimy snails slithered slowly to south Sweden.
Murkrow: Ah ha! I got it!
Murkrow: Ah ha! I got it!
Murkrow: I’m an ugly weirdo.
Murkrow: You’re an ugly weirdo.
Murkrow: I know there’s a Ditto in there.
Murkrow: Are you sure?
Murkrow: Yes I’m sure. You stopped copying me by the way.
Murkrow: Yes I’m sure. You stopped copying me by the way.
Murkrow: …….
Murkrow: …….
Murkrow: Oh come on!
Murkrow: Oh come on!
Murkrow: COME OUT YOU DITTO YOU!
Murkrow: I’m not a Ditto.
Murkrow: Then what ARE you?
Murkrow: I’m a….. (Transforms into a blue Mew)
Mew: Mew! I only come once every 823,982,087,739,033,246,546,433,445,569,827,532,157,967,747 and one 9375th years.
Murkrow: What? Mews can’t- no wait, they can. And don’t Mews appear any time they want to?
Mew: Normally, but I’m a shiny Mew! Good-bye! I’m off to make a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic. (Flies off)
Murkrow: That was strange.
MENAWHILE AT THE FARMLAND
Munchlax: Munchlax wants food.
Cyndaquil: Buy a hamburger.
Munchlax: NO!!! I want a donut.
Mightyena: I want a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic.
Cyndaquil: And I thought Chimecho was insane.
Munchlax: Ooh! That sounds GOOD!
Cyndaquil: I’m stuck with a bunch of psychos.
Munchlax: I like radioactive slime.
Cyndaquil: What?
Mightyena: I’m sooooooooo hungry. I skipped breakfast.
Cyndaquil: And?
Mightyena: (Stares at Cyndaquil and licks his lips) Yum! A hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic.
Cyndaquil: DUDE YOU”RE DILLUSSIONAL! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! (Uses flamethrower on Mightyena)
Mightyena: (Singed) Thank you.
Munchlax: Look up in the sky! It’s a bird!
Cyndaquil: It’s a plane!
Mightyena: It’s a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic!
Cyndaquil: WAIT! IT’S RAYQUAZA! (Rayquaza comes and takes them and flies away)
MEANWHILE AT THE WAREHOUSE
Blaziken: I don’t see WHY this is a job, but it is.
Sneasel: Yeah.
Blaziken: Nothing will make me like this job. Not even if we got free hamburgers with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic (Looks over to see a beautiful Gardevoir in the Kangaskahn warehouse)
Blaziken: Except that! (Runs over to the Gardevoir)
Blaziken: Hi! I’m BlazikenandIthinkyou’rereallyreallyreallyreallyprettyandgoshhowlonghaveIbeentalking?
Gardevoir: Weirdo. (Uses Psychic to fling him back at Sneasel)
Blaziken: She likes me!
Sneasel: We should’ve gone somewhere else.
MEANWHILE IN THE FIRST TRAINING ROOM
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Skarmory: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: AHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu and Skarmory at the same time: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Gyarados: Are you done yet? I finished my hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic already and I want to defeat you.
Pikachu: I say we bolt for the door. (Both bolt toward the door leading outside)
Skarmory: It’s locked!
Pikachu: Why?
Voice from behind the door: You pay the price, you don’t leave until you lose or win.
Skarmory: Or die?
Voice from behind the door: Or die.
Skarmory: How about we give you a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic so you can let us get out of here?
Voice from behind the door: No. Those give me gas.
Pikachu: Yo mean. Very mean.
Voice from behind the door: I just follow the rules.
Skarmory: What type of Pokemon are you?
Voice from behind the door: It’s a myyyyyyyysssssssssstttttteeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!
Pikachu: Haha. No seriously.
(Pause)
Pikachu: Hello?
(Pause)
Skarmory: Seriously.
(Pause)
Gyarados: We haven’t finished our battle.
All other 99 Gyarados: Yeah. Battle.
Pikachu: I say we bolt for the other door.
Skarmory: I agree.
Pikachu: Run!
(In slow motion)
Pikachu: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Skarmory: Ruuuuunnnnnnn foooorrrrrrrrr iiiittttttt!
Pikachu: Whhhhaaaaatttttttttt’ssssss uuuuuuppppp wiiiiithhhhh ttttthhhhheeeeee ssssllllllooooowwww mmmoootttttiiiiiiooooonnnnn?
(Back to normal)
Narrator: Sorry! I thought it was-
Gyarados: They left.
Pikachu: (Head peeks out from open doorway) By the way, THUNDER!!!!
All Gyarados: Huh? (All get hit by Thunder and faint)
MEANWHILE AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS
Scizor: Wow. There’s a lot of tough Pokemon here. And a lot of them have hamburgers with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic
Makuhita: Only the best!
Hariyama: You. Puny Scizor. Why here? In tough house?
Scizor: Puny???? PUNY??????
Makuhita: He doesn’t know what he’s talking about! Please no fighting! NOT AGAIN!!!!
Hariyama: Me. You. Arm wrestle. Now!
Scizor: All right then! I can take you on any day!
(They start to arm wrestle)
Hariyama: You put good fight.
Scizor: Thanks!
Hariyama: I go all night.
Scizor: Me too!
MEANWHILE ON RAYQUAZA’S BACK
Cyndaquil: What do you want from us?
Rayquaza: First we land, and then I will tell you.
(After a while they land in front of the Sky Pillar)
Rayquaza: All right. I need your help. And I need a hamburger with cheese, onions, pickles, corn, rice, potatoes, beets, mayonnaise, and garlic
Cyndaquil: Everyone wants those today.
Mightyena: Why our help? We don’t even KNOW you!
Munchlax: Why’d you pick us anyways?
Rayquaza: You were the first Pokemon I saw.
Munchlax: Uhhhh, okay.
Cyndaquil: What do you need our help for? You’re super powerful!
Rayquaza: I need you-
Munchlax: Yes???
Rayquaza: To help me-
Cyndaquil: Yeeessss???
Rayquaza: Get rid of-
Mightyena: YES?????
Rayquaza: A bunch of-
Cyndaquil, Mightyena, and Munchlax: YEEEESSSSSSS??????????
Rayquaza: Altaria and Swablu.
(Munchlax, Cyndaquil, and Mightyena stare for a while, then-)
Munchlax, Cyndaquil, and Mightyena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! Oh that’s funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU’RE KIDDING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HA! HA! HA! Whoo, yeah, funny.
Rayquaza: Are you quite done yet?
Cyndaquil: (Smiling ear to ear) No not yet.
Munchlax, Cyndaquil, and Mightyena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! Oh that’s funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU’RE KIDDING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HA! HA! HA! Whoo, yeah, funny.
Rayquaza: Are you quite done now?
Munchlax: (Grinning ear to ear) Not yet!!!!!
Rayquaza: Oh. Great. (Turns to reader) Go somewhere else for now. This could take a long time.
MEANWHILE AT THE WAREHOUSE
Blaziken: Oh my love! You! Me! Together! Foreeeevvvveeeerrrrr!
Gardevoir: No thank you! (Looks at Blaziken, and mutters something)
Sneasel: Quit it yo! She doesn’t like you.
Blaziken: (Looks at Sneasel) What’s your name? Where am I? Who am I? Why is the sky blue? WHYARE YOU CREEPY????
Sneasel: Just because a girl dumps you, doesn’t mean you have to go all weird-like.
Blaziken: Huh?
Sneasel: Wait! (Looks at Gardevoir) You! You did this! (Points to Blaziken)
Blaziken: Twinkle twinkle little fried onion, how I wish I was a frog.
Gardevoir: That’s because I’m not Gardevoir!
Sneasel: Who in the world ARE you then?
Gardevoir: (Rips off costume to reveal Ledian)
Ledian: I’m Ledian!
Sneasel: TEAM SUCCESSFUL! Well, one of you at least. Wait, Ledians can’t learn Hypnosis!
Ledian: I learned from Hypno.
Sneasel: Oh. But still! And why is it always you with the evil plans? Why doesn’t anyone else help?
Ledian: Aipom is too busy eating bananas, Grovyle thinks he’s too cool, and we’re too lame, Milotic is always making sure she’s supposedly, “pretty,” and Hypno, he’s always sleeping. So it’s up to me to ruin your lives.
Sneasel: ……
Ledian: You’re SUPPOSED to say thank you.
Sneasel: Why?
MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH
Murkrow: That was strange.
Murkrow: That was strange.
Murkrow: What?
Murkrow: What?
Murkrow: I’m not in the mood for games right now, so transform back!
Murkrow: NEVER!
Murkrow: NEVER!
Murkrow: That’s mean yo.
Murkrow: That’s mean yo.
Murkrow: I was copying you, now you copy me.
Murkrow: I was copying you, now you copy me.
Murkrow: Let’s jumble it up!
Murkrow: Yeah!
Murkrow: Yeah!
Murkrow: Weird.
Murkrow: Tell me about it.
Murkrow: Tell me about it.
Murkrow: Fun fun!
Murkrow: Yeah.
Murkrow: Yeah.
Murkrow: Interesting.
Murkrow: All right! Game’s over!
Murkrow: But I’m the real one!
Murkrow: I thought I was.
Murkrow: Oh great. Now all this mumbo jumbo mixed us up.
Murkrow: What do we do now?
Murkrow: I wish I knew.
Chimecho: I brought a couple soda- OH MY GOODNESS!!!! (Faints at the sight of the two Murkrows)
Murkrow (Both): Good going.
MEANWHILE AT THE 2ND TRAINING ROOM
Skarmory: I can’t believe we got out of there!
Pikachu: Yeah. Do you get the feeling we were being insulted so that Makuhita could make some cash?
Skarmory: Yes.
Pikachu: Well I don’t.
Skarmory: Fine then. (Beeper at side starts beeping like crazy) What’s up with this? (Takes a look at it, and it says a message from Sneasel)
Pikachu: Ledian brainwashed Blaziken, need help now.
Skarmory: That’s an easy job. Brainwashing Blaziken. There’s nothing TO brainwash.
Pikachu: We’d better help.
Skarmory: After we lose, remember? We can’t quit!
Pikachu: Can we lose on purpose?
Skarmory: On the course we took, there were only 3 rooms. We just defeat the next two in two minutes. (Opens door to next room)
Pikachu: There’s a bunch of…..
Azurill: Welcome!
Pikachu: ……Azurill. Pathetic.
Azurill: Pathetic? (Uses water gun to the beeper)
Skarmory: Uh-oh!
AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS
(Scizor and Hariyama are still arm wrestling)
Scizor: I can go all night! All week! All month! All year! All millennium!
Hariyama: I go all night, week, month, year, millennium too.
Scizor: Yeah! (Beeper beeps madly) Uh, Makuhita! Could you get that! And tell me the message! And who it’s from!
Makuhita: Sure! (Grabs it) Ledian brainwashed Blaziken, need help now. It’s from Sneasel.
Scizor: Great! Just what I need now! Well I’ll handle it! In a sec!
Hariyama: No you do not! (With other hand, takes the beeper and throws it on the ground, smashing it)
Scizor: Oh great.
AT THE BEACH
Murkrow: So who’s who?
Murkrow: How should I know?
Murkrow: Yeah well- (Beeper starts beeping madly) Haha! I have a beeper and you don’t! I’m real!
Murkrow: Poop. (Transforms to a Ditto)
Murkrow: Now if you don’t mind, wimp-
Ditto: WIMP???? I NO WIMP! (Looks at a Tyrannitar on the beach, and transforms into it)
Murkrow: (Reads the message) Ledian brainwashed Bla- (The beeper is smashed by Ditto)
Ditto: Now that I’m a Tyrannitar, you can’t call me a wimp.
Murkrow: Oh, no.
Chimecho: (Regains consciousness) Wow, I had the weirdest dream that there were two Murkrows. (Looks at Murkrow and Ditto) That wasn’t a dream, was it?
Murkrow: No, now help me you psychotic chime.
AT THE FARMLAND (Er, they’re not doing that though, so they’re at the Sky Pillar!)
Rayquaza: ARE YOU DONE YET????!!!!!?????!!!!!??????!!!!?????
Munchlax: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHA! HA! HA! Ha! Ha! Heh heh! Whoo. Yup. We’re done.
Rayquaza: Good. Now they have made a barrier preventing me from getting in. There are all sorts of dragon, ghost, and dark Pokemon in there, so if Mightyena went in there, he would blend in, and try and get rid of the barrier!
Mightyena: And then we attack?
Rayquaza: And then we attack.
Cyndaquil: Good! (Beeper rings madly) Sorry! Got to take this one! (Takes it out and reads the message)
Munchlax: It says, Ledian brainwashed Blaziken, need help now. It’s from Sneasel!
Mightyena: We better take this one-
Rayquaza: NO ONE DOES ANYTHING UNTIL THE SKY PILLAR IS MINE! (Takes the beeper and throws it in the sea)
Munchlax: We’re doomed.
IN THE 2ND TRAINING ROOM
Pikachu: Let’s beat these Azurill!
Skarmory: Yeah!
Azurill: All right girls! Let’s give them a Destiny Bond!
Skarmory: Steel Wing!
Azurill: Your destiny is to lose! Our Destiny is to lose! We’ll all get a big big bruise!
Pikachu: Huh?
Azurill: It’ll be a draw you won’t know why ‘till you’re on the ground looking at the sky!
Skarmory: What are they doing? Shouldn’t they attack?
Azurill: We won’t fight ‘till you knock us out! We won’t fight or even pout!
Pikachu: This is weird.
Azurill: If our rhyming is dumb then just ignore it! We don’t attack our opponent, we just bore it!
Skarmory: Uh, well, huh? Well let’s do what they say. Ignore it.
Azurill: All right! Let’s start!
(Skarmory and Pikachu make them faint in a few minutes, but before they just barely knock’em out, they say this :)
Azurill: Bye! DESTINY BOND!
Skarmory: We won! (Pikachu is then hit by destiny bond)
Pikachu: Ack! Ooh! Eee! Agh! Oh! (Pikachu faints, and a Destiny Bond heads to Skarmory)
Skarmory: (Gasps) Oh no! The Azurill are attacking! And they’re knocked- (Gets hit with Destiny Bond and faints)
MEANWHILE AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS
Scizor: I can’t contact my friends! How DARE YOU!!!!!!!!
Hariyama: You me continue arm wrestling!
(Scizor takes Hariyama’s arm and smashes it on the table)
Hariyama: You…..you…..you!
Makuhita: You…..you…..you!
Everyone except Scizor: You…..you…..you! You defeated Hariyama!
Scizor: Is that a big deal?
Hariyama: YOU GO DOWN NOW! (Lunges at Scizor)
Scizor: I’m doomed!
MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH
Ditto: (Pulls out a few pieces of paper) BEWARE MY EVIL MATH HOMEWORK!
Murkrow: What?
Chimecho: (Uses Psychic to tear the pieces of paper to shreds)
Ditto: MY MATH HOMEWORK!!! I SPENT ONE WHOLE MINUTE ON IT!
Murkrow: Uh-oh! We angered it!
Ditto: WHY DO YOU CALL ME AN IT?????????
Chimecho: In the Pokemon games, aren’t you genderless?
Ditto: That is a misunderstanding. We have genders. I am male.
Chimecho: Oh.
Murkrow: It would figure.
Chimecho: Is it ca-
Ditto: YOU CALLED ME AN IT AGAIN! FACE THE WRATH OF TYRANNITAR! (Transforms to a Tyrannitar)
Chimecho: WE’RE DOOMED! (Turns to Murkrow) Can you make me a sandwich?
Murkrow: Well no I-
Ditto: SILENCE! (Transforms into a Ditto again, then a Hypno, and faces the ocean)
Murkrow: I say we fly and float for it to help Sneasel.
Ditto: No you don’t! (His eyes then become cross-eyed like a maniac)
Voice below the lifeguard tower: AHHHH!!!! THE MAGIKARP ARE ATTACKING THE CITY! RUN!
Murkrow: (Looks behind him to see millions of Magikarp in the city, destroying it) Why are they doing- (Looks at Ditto) Never mind.
Ditto: (Transforms to Rayquaza) Mwahaha!
Murkrow: Why couldn’t you be a cookie or something?
Chimecho: Hey! Why are all of our villains insane?
Narrator: It’s more interesting!
Murkrow: We haven’t heard from you for a bit. What’ve you been doing?
Narrator: Narrating.
Chimecho: No, way!
Ditto: Hello? Deranged blob right here! Attacking the city with millions of Magikarp!
Murkrow: Why is it Magikarp? That is SO lame.
Chimecho: Narrator? Hello? Helloooo? He must’ve left.
Ditto: We should probably continue.
Murkrow: But with our conversation with the narrator, we used up almost our entire sentence limit for this section! We only have one left! (Looks at Chimecho) Cover his mouth! He’ll say something stupid! Like-
Chimecho: Turkey onion ring sandwich on a piece of fried Popsicles.
AT THE SKY PILLAR
Mightyena: This plan will never work!
Rayquaza: Of course it will! The only intelligent Pokemon in there is Latios!
Cyndaquil, Munchlax, and Mightyena: LATIOS????
Rayquaza: And Latias, Ho-oh, and Lugia.
Munchlax: So that’s the reason you couldn’t get in? 4 powerful legendaries and a few fairly powerful bird brains, plus ghosts and evil dudes against one super powerful Pokemon? I see your problem.
Mightyena: Wait, couldn’t the three of us just blend in together?
Cyndaquil: Yeah!
Rayquaza: I know a few Dragon, Normal, and Fire moves, and those are the type of Pokemon that the barrier prevents.
Cyndaquil: Then how do Ho-oh, the Lati’s, and just about every other Pokemon get in?
Rayquaza: I don’t really know. But that’s one of the reasons I can’t defeat them. We also need the element of surprise. So the three of us, (Points at Cyndaquil and Munchlax) will think of a plan while Mightyena is in there, getting rid of the barrier. Got it?
Everyone: Got it.
Rayquaza: All right then! Mightyena! Head in there!
Mightyena: Got it! (Heads in the Sky Pillar)
MEANWHILE AT THE WAREHOUSE
(We see Sneasel and Ledian in a battle)
Sneasel: You aren’t getting away with this!
Ledian: Oh yes I am! Don’t you know I had this set up?
Sneasel: What?
Ledian: Your friends. Scizor. He’s probably trying to fend off a mad Hariyama about now, and he’s probably failing. Pikachu and Skarmory. They were persuaded by Makuhita to take the training course, and I had a few friends in there take care of them after they lost. Murkrow and Chimecho. Murkrow offended a Ditto, and now they’re in heated battle with it, and they’re not doing a great job with it. Mightyena, Cyndaquil, and Munchlax. I got some Pokemon to take over the Sky Pillar, and made SURE that Rayquaza grabbed Mightyena, Cyndaquil, and Munchlax. I also told him a plan that he thinks might work, but I know it won’t. You’re all doomed.
Sneasel: They can beat them!
Ledian: The Ditto can transform into every Pokemon. The Pokemon at Sky Pillar? They are super powerful. Hariyama? Forget it. My friends? Also forget it.
Sneasel: You evil bug you!
Ledian: Why do you think I’m evil? Just because I want to ruin your rescue force doesn’t mean I’m evil!
Sneasel: Yes it does.
Ledian: I know.
Sneasel: Restore Blaziken’s memory. NOW!
Ledian: I don’t think so. (Uses Psychic on them and they rise up in the sky about nine feet)
Sneasel: Let me down!
Ledian: I’ll make sure Blaziken gets his memory back Right before your doom. Let’s go to my base, shall we. (All of a sudden Blaziken twitches)
Blaziken: Huh? What’s going on?!
Ledian: I’ll fill you in.
MEANWHILE AT THE….. (Where are Skarmory and Pikachu? Hm, let’s check)
(Skarmory and Pikachu wake up, each in a hand of a Machamp)
Skarmory: Hey, wait, what? What’s going on here sir?
Machamp: (Gasps) You’re awake, well, uh, Ledian didn’t say this would happen!
Pikachu: Ledian? (He and Skarmory Jump out of the Machamp’s arms)
Skarmory: What’s going on!
Machamp: Allow us to introduce ourselves. (An Arbok, Haunter, and Misdreavus appear)
All of them: We’re Team Darkness.
Machamp: We aren’t a goody goody team. We help all villains with their problems. Ledian had a big problem, so we decided to take out the trash. We were going to take you to the junkyard to be disintegrated, but since you’re awake we’ll just cream you ourselves.
Skarmory: Quick! I’ll take the one on the left, and you’ll take the three on the right!
Pikachu: I’ll take the ghosts; you’ll take the other two!
Machamp: Are you saying there are four of us? Nonsense! (Three Gengars, an Absol, a Grumpig, a Camerupt, two Weezing, and five Muk appear)
Skarmory: Most of them are probably double teamed. (Hits the ones that are two or more, but they don’t disappear)
Pikachu: Or not.
Team Darkness: Time to take out the trash.
Skarmory and Pikachu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
MEANWHILE AT THE BEACH
Murkrow: Faint Attack!
Ditto: (Transforms to a Manectric, and quickly dodges) Haha!
Murkrow: That move’s unavoidable!
Ditto: You were focusing on hitting a slow Rayquaza, not a fast Manectric!
Chimecho: Psycho.
Murkrow: Yes he is a psycho.
Ditto: (Transforms to a Murkrow) Haha!
Murkrow: What?
Murkrow: What?
Murkrow: Great not again! It’s annoying when you transform into me.
Murkrow: Nice try Ditto.
Murkrow: Huh? I’m not Ditto!
Murkrow: You decide Chimecho! Who’s who?
Chimecho: Uh….uh…..uh……..!
Murkrow: Great we could be here for hours!
Murkrow: You are really convincing Ditto!
Murkrow: I’m NOT Ditto.
Chimecho: Hmmm.
Murkrow: You KNOW it’s me, right?
Murkrow: Just give up already.
Chimecho: Bob the Jellyfish.
Murkrow: Who’s Bob the Jellyfish?
Murkrow: Shut your overgrown yapper and choose already!
Chimecho: (Uses Psychic on the Murkrow that didn’t snap at him and that Murkrow transforms back to Ditto)
Ditto: How did you know?
Chimecho: Murkrow would yell at me or something. You should know that.
Ditto: Well I didn’t. Sorry.
Chimecho: Bye bye now!
Ditto: Huh? (Chimecho uses Psychic on the Ditto to send it to a nearby jail)
Chimecho: Hmm, that probably won’t be good enough. (Sends Ditto to Abra’s home for Psychotic Fruitcakes, which is a mental hospital)
Murkrow: I’m impressed. Does this mean you’re smart, for good?
Chimecho: I wish I were a hot dog.
Murkrow: Once a numbskull, always a numbskull. (They then realize that the Magikarp that were attacking the city have evolved)
Chimecho: I wish I had some mustard.
MEANWHILE AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS
Hariyama: Get back here you puny!
Scizor: AHHHH!!!! (We see them running around the Training Grounds)
Hariyama: Yah! (Lunges at Scizor)
Scizor: What the heck do you want?
Hariyama: One pretty paycheck from Ledian!
Scizor: Ledian! You shouldn’t be messing with him!
Hariyama: The rest of my team is as well.
Scizor: Your TEAM?
Hariyama: We’re Team Darkness. We aren’t a goody goody team. We help all villains with their problems. Ledian had a big problem, so we decided to take out the trash. The rest of my team is taking care of the rat and overgrown Pidgey.
Scizor: (Avoids an Arm Thrust) WHAT????? MY FRIENDS ARE IN DANGER??????
Hariyama: Why sure! Ledian informed us that she set everything up so that in the morning, your team will be no more!
Scizor: (Looks at Makuhita) And what do YOU know about this?
Makuhita: Nothing! Honest!
Hariyama: He’s telling the truth you know.
Scizor: That’s IT! I promised myself I wouldn’t use this move unless it’s an emergency! That’s because it’s too girly in my opinion! But this is emergency enough! SILVER WIND! (Uses a very powerful Silver Wind that knocks Hariyama out)
Makuhita: Go! Save your friends! We’ll make sure this guy is dealt with swiftly!
Medicham: We’ll make sure of it!
Scizor: Thanks! (Heads of to the training rooms)
MEANWHILE AT THE SKY PILLAR
Mightyena: (Now entered in the Sky Pillar) Hi!
Latios: Hello! Wait a minute! How did a Mightyena swim here from the mainland?
Mightyena: I swam here? Duh.
Latios: Mightyenas can’t handle that much water.
Mightyena: WHO SAYS THEY CAN’T?
Latios: They’re just too deathly afraid of water. What wimps!
Everyone else: Yeah! Wimps!
Mightyena: WHAT?????????? SHADOW BALL! (Starts shooting Shadow Balls everywhere, hitting almost everything)
OUTSIDE THE PILLAR
Rayquaza: What’s he doing in there?
Cyndaquil: I’m guessing he’s shooting Shadow Balls everywhere because they insulted his kind.
Munchlax: That’s what I’m guessing.
Rayquaza: Let’s head in there! (They head in)
Cyndaquil: Whoa.
Munchlax: Oh my goodness!
Rayquaza: (Gasps) It’s…….it’s…….it’s…….. (We see a completely destroyed Sky Pillar) It’s BEAUTIFUL!
Mightyena: Yeah. They can’t insult Mightyenas and get away with it!
Rayquaza: Where are they?
Mightyena: Somewhere in the ionosphere.
Rayquaza: Wow! Good job!
Cyndaquil: Could you take us back to town? We need to- (Rayquaza disappears, with a Ditto in its place)
Munchlax: This is going to be bad.
Mightyena: Was that all a set up????
Ditto: Kinda.
Cyndaquil: Kinda????
Ditto: This is all a dream you know. (The three wake up, in cages, and we also see Sneasel and Blaziken in cages)
Ledian: (Comes over) I can’t believe Rayquaza cancelled. I had to take care of getting you three.
Cyndaquil: Huh?
Blaziken: There’s a lot of info to catch up on.
Mightyena: I’ll bet.
Ledian: (Explains everything) And soon, I’ll transform all of you into worthless, brainwashed Magikarp! Soon you won’t remember a thing! And this potion prevents you from evolving! MWAHAHAHA!
Munchlax: Gasp!
MEANWHILE AT THE 1ST TRAINING ROOM
Gyarados: Look a puny Scizor!
Scizor: Why do you criticize me?
Gyarados: Because it’s fun!
Scizor: Listen, my friends, Pikachu and Skarmory, they have been ambushed and I NEED to save them!
Gyarados: Ah, a lovely bunch of rodents.
Scizor: Why does everyone call them rodents?
Gyarados: Because they’re small.
Scizor: Skarmory isn’t small!
Gyarados: To you, of course, to us, puny.
Scizor: Right you’re giant.
Gyarados: By whom have they been ambushed by?
Scizor: Some team called Team Darkness.
Gyarados: (Gasps) Team DARKNESS??? I heard of them. They’re bent on trying to eliminate Magikarp. Why those fiends!
All other Gyarados: Fiends!
Gyarados: We can try and help you!
Scizor: Really? Awesome!
Gyarados: Come on boys!
A Gyarados in the back: And girl!
Gyarados: And girl! Come on!
MEANWHILE IN TOWN
Murkrow: How are WE going to stop this?
(All of a sudden a blue Mew appears)
Mew: Hello!
Murkrow: You again?
Mew: Me again. I see your problem. And I brought some help! (We see a normal Mew, a Jirachi, and a Celebi appear, as well as their shiny forms)
Chimecho: I eat salad for ketchup.
Murkrow: Well, uh, thank you?
The legendaries: You’re welcome! Let’s deal with these guys!
Murkrow: Let’s kick some fin!
The Legendaries: What? Hurt them?
Celebi: I’ll take care of this. (Heads over to a Gyarados) Uh, could you please return to the ocean? You’re terrorizing the citizens.
Gyarados: Sure thing! Let’s go guys!
Celebi: See there’s no need for violence!
Murkrow: (Gaping) That……was……..pathetic.
Celebi: Don’t make me eat my vegetables!
Chimecho: Okay. Murkrow, you heard her! Don’t make her eat her vegetables!
Murkrow: Uhhh.
The Legendaries: Bye! (They then vanish)
Murkrow: That was all very random Chime. Chime? Where are you? (Looks over at the beach, and sees Chimecho panicking)
Chimecho: I can’t find it! I can’t find the lost city of Atlantis!
Murkrow: Figures.
Chimecho: Hey! Rocks have feelings too!
Murkrow: Was that the last phrase?
Chimecho: I think so.
Murkrow: Sweet.
MEANNWHILE AT THE 2ND TRAINING ROOM
Pikachu: AHHHH!
Skarmory: What are we going to do?
A voice from behind them: Get some help perhaps?
Pikachu: (He and Skarmory turn around) SCIZOR!!!!
Scizor: The one and only!
Skarmory: Hey! Let’s kick some darkness!
Scizor: With some help!
Team Darkness: Uh-oh! (Many Gyarados appear in a few seconds)
Skarmory: Awesome!
Scizor: SILVER WIND! (Uses a powerful Silver Wind)
Skarmory: SWIFT! (Uses Swift inside the Silver Wind)
Pikachu: THUNDER! (Uses Thunder making a barrier around the Silver Wind)
Gyarados (All): HYPER BEAM! (Uses Hyper Beam to make a beautiful barrier around the Silver Wind things)
Machamp: It’s BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
Arbok: Ow. (We see a Chimecho and Murkrow come in)
Chimecho: PSYCHIC! (Uses Psychic to make sure Team Darkness doesn’t escape)
Murkrow: Pursuit! (Keeps hitting Team Darkness until the Beam hits, knocking Team Darkness out)
Scizor: Let’s give Ledian a surprise!
Everyone: Yeah!
MEANWHILE AT TEAM SUCCESSFUL’S HEADQUARTERS
Mightyena: What’ll we do?
Blaziken: We wait.
Cyndaquil: Oh goody. (All of a sudden, everyone from the training room bolts in)
Scizor: HAHA!
Ledian: GASP! (Flies off)
Scizor: Well, after that long and interesting story, that was a lame ending.
Narrator: EXCUSE ME???????
Scizor: Seriously. It was LAME-O!
Blaziken: Wow. That took a while for them to come.
Pikachu: How is that MY fault?
Blaziken: It just is. (Sticks tongue out at Pikachu)
Pikachu: DOOM TO YOU!
Chimecho: I like to eat turkey.
Cyndaquil: Idiot.
Mightyena: Yeah! Idiot.
Chimecho: Hey! That’s mean!
Cyndaquil: I know.
Munchlax: Yeah. We know. Hey do you know I evolve by happiness?
Mightyena: And who cares?
Munchlax: It’s a better way than leveling up you know. It’s MUCH more fun.
Mightyena: Are you insulting me????
Munchlax: Pretty much yes.
Sneasel: I think this story was possibly one of the best adventures yet!
Skarmory: It wasn’t too funny.
Sneasel: And?
Skarmory: I hear the next one’s going to be funny!
Sneasel: AND?
Skarmory: I don’t know. But I bet you are insulted by it.
Sneasel: SLASH!
Murkrow: Hello? Hello? Hello? HELLO? HELLO ALREADY! Nope they’re gone. Bye! See ya next time!
So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.
Yeah.
So that's it.
DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.