Pokemon Mansion! (Not the Cinnabar one)

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Blaziking

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Post #1
As with Team Strange, these freaks-

Skarmory: Watch it buster!

Hey, wait, you're not in this fic-

Skarmory: Who says I have to be?

Me.

Skarmory: Shut up.

ANYWAYS here's the first two Pokemon Mansion stories.



So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.

Yeah.

So that's it.

DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.

Blaziking

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Post #2
Pichu and Chikorita make Breakfast!!!!

(We see Pichu and Chikorita in the living room of a house beyond the lake near Fortree)
Pichu: AUGH!!! Who said that? Chikorita the house is haunted!
Chikorita: It’s not haunted! It’s a new story thing that’s going on about our house and everyone else in here! Didn’t you read the memo?
Pichu: We have a memo?
Chikorita: No but now we do because someone posted this memo on this! (Holds up a memo)
Pichu: I got to start reading the memo!
Chikorita: We don’t really have a memo though.
Pichu: Too true.
Chikorita: I’m hungry. Let’s go visit Absol.
Pichu: What does Absol have to do with hunger?
Chikorita: I’m going to ask him what he wants for breakfast!
Pichu: We’re making breakfast?
Chikorita: Yup!
Pichu: I’ll get the leaf blower!
Chikorita: I don’t think we’re making French toast today.
Pichu: Okay. Let’s go to Absol! (They go upstairs and go in a pitch black room)
Absol: What do you two want?
Chikorita: What do you want for breakfast?
Absol: Anything but the French toast you made last week.
Pichu: Darn.
Chikorita: Gosh it’s so dark in here! (Turns on a light, but the room remains pitch black)
Absol: I like it dark in here. I am a dark type of course.
Chikorita: My bad. (Leaves)

Meanwhile (We see Gulpin and Squirtle playing Chess)

Gulpin: Check Mate!!!
Squirtle: What? That’s not check mate!
Gulpin: It’s not?
Squirtle: No. Check mate is when you corner the opponent’s king and there is no possible way for them to get out of check. You can only say “check mate” if you actually have “check mate.”
Gulpin: Oh. Check mate!!!
Squirtle: No! You haven’t cornered my king yet!
Gulpin: (Cornering the piece with his fingers) Yes I am!
Squirtle: No! You have to make it so that it is 100% certain that you will overcome the piece!
Gulpin: Oh. Check mate!
Squirtle: Gulpin what did I just say?
Gulpin: You said that you have to make it so that it is 100% certain that you will overcome the piece for it to be check mate.
Squirtle: You aren’t doing that!!!!
Gulpin: What? I’m not?
Squirtle: You can’t overcome the piece yet!!!
Gulpin: Oh! Now I can! (Swallows Squirtle’s king) Check mate!
Squirtle: WHAT????? You can’t do that!
Gulpin: I overcame your piece before you overcame my piece! Isn’t that the rules?
Squirtle: I didn’t mean eat it!!!
Gulpin: You didn’t?
Squirtle: No I didn’t! Augh!
Espeon: What’s going on?
Squirtle: Gulpin ate my king!
Espeon: What?
Squirtle: He ate my king! He thought you had to eat the opponent’s king to win!
Espeon: Apparently you have to eat the other pieces too.
Squirtle: Huh? (Looks to see that Gulpin ate the chess board) AUGH!!! Gulpin why??
Gulpin: I was hungry.
Squirtle: AUGH! That is the last time I play with you! (Squirtle leaves)
Espeon: That’s okay. I’ll play something with you!
Gulpin: You know how they eat frog’s legs? I wonder what rabbit ears taste like.
Espeon: SQUIRTLE!!!! WAIT!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO CHECKERS!!! (Dashes out of the room)

Meanwhile (We see Chikorita and Pichu in the Kitchen)

Chikorita: So we’re going to make waffles, eggs, and sausage!
Pichu: YAY!!!
Chikorita: Let’s get the pots and pans out.
Pichu: Wait!
Chikorita: What?
Pichu: Why should we use all those dishes?
Chikorita: What are you saying?
Pichu: I’m saying that maybe we can combine the waffles, eggs, and sausage together in one!
Chikorita: Brilliant idea Pichu! That’s less dishes to wash! Plus it’s all going to end up in the same place! Get the blender!! (They retrieve the blender and everything else they need) Goody!
Pichu: Let’s start!
Chikorita: First the waffle mix, water, milk, eggs, and cinnamon! (Pichu throws all of the above in the blender and mixes)
Pichu: Lalalala!!!! (Stops the blender and realizes that there’s goop everywhere because he forgot to put the cover on)
Chikorita: Darn! (Umbreon walks in)
Umbreon: WHAT THE HECK?? What did you do?
Chikorita: What did YOU do?
Umbreon: Nothing! I came down here to see you guys made a mess!
Chikorita: You made the mess.
Umbreon: No I didn’t!
Chikorita: That’s right he didn’t.
Pichu: Oh! I know what to do!
Chikorita: What?
Pichu: CHUUUUUU!!! (Vaporizes all of the mush, and fries Umbreon and Chikorita)
Chikorita: THAT WAS AWESOME!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!
Umbreon: I think he vaporized my eyelids.
Chikorita: You have eyelids?
Umbreon: I think so. I blink, don’t I?
Chikorita: It’s just…I’ve never seen a blinking Umbreon! (Pichu begins putting everything in the blender again)
Umbreon: Is “blinking” supposed to mean a swear?
Chikorita: What?
Umbreon: You know, sometimes in things people will say blinking instead of [expletive].
Chikorita: Watch your language!
Umbreon: All I said was [expletive].
Chikorita: And Blaziking had to bleep it out!
Umbreon: I did my own bleeping bleeping out!
Chikorita: And yet again!
Umbreon: Never mind. I need to go look up “Umbreon” and see they have eyelids.
Chikorita: Have fun!
Umbreon: COOKIE!!! APPLE CIDER CHICKEN LICKEN BACON!!!!! (Begins hitting himself with a mallet)
Chikorita: Gastly you never cease to amuse me! (A Gastly emerges out of Umbreon)
Umbreon: GASTLY!!!!
Gastly: HA!! SUCKER!!!
Umbreon: (Walks away mumbling something about eyelids)
Gastly: Tata! (Goes into the floor)
Chikorita: (Turning to readers) That was our insane Gastly friend that lives in the basement.
Pichu: (Throwing sausage into the blender) But we don’t have a basement!
Chikorita: I know! It’s so weird!
Pichu: (Blending everything) Hey!
Chikorita: What?
Pichu: You know how we put ketchup on eggs and maple syrup on sausage and waffles?
Chikorita: Yes?
Pichu: What if we threw those in too?
Chikorita: Pichu…THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!!!
Pichu: YAY!!!
Chikorita: I got ketchup!
Pichu: I got maple syrup!
Both: MIX!! (They both pour ketchup and maple syrup in the blender and put the top on)
Chikorita: Prepare in 3…2…1! (The blender begins blending)

Meanwhile

Torchic: Well you can’t just eat game boards as if they were cake!
Gulpin: Why not?
Torchic: Because. It is uncivilized to do so.
Gulpin: Oh.
Torchic: Good! Now go apologize while I try to beat level twenty four of my new video game! (Hops to his computer and begins playing again)
Gulpin: Okay! (Walks out of the room and Umbreon walks in)
Torchic: Hi Umbreon.
Umbreon: You didn’t even turn your head! How did you know it was me?
Torchic: I’ll have eggs benedict.
Umbreon: Ah. The old faking treatment.
Torchic: The pink one definitely.
Umbreon: See ya!
Torchic: The fork on the left!

Meanwhile

Chikorita: Perfect! (Opens the waffle iron to reveal weird reddish-brown waffles)
Pichu: (Eats one) Yum!
Chikorita: We’ve outdone ourselves!
Pichu: Let’s go give one to Absol and everyone else! (They make a heaping plate of waffles and go to Absol’s room)
Chikorita: Try a waffle Absol!
Absol: Fine. (Eats a waffle and spits it out) AUGH!!! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS???
Pichu: Waffle mix, eggs, sausage, milk, ketchup, and maple syrup!!!!
Absol: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
Chikorita: What comes up must go down?
Pichu: The fork on the right?
Absol: Forget it.
Chikorita: Fine. No breakfast for you young man! Come on Pichu! Let’s leave this being to his…whatever.
Absol: Good. GO!!
Chikorita: Fine!
Absol: Fine!
Pichu: Course!!!
Chikorita: (Sticks out tongue and leaves and goes into Squirtle’s room to see Espeon and Squirtle playing checkers)
Pichu: Delicioso breakfast!!
Espeon: I’m starving what the heck is with that color?
Chikorita: It’s probably the ketchup and maple syrup.
Squirtle: I’m suddenly not hungry.
Pichu: You’re missing a wonderful breakfast!
Espeon: I’ll pass.
Chikorita: Are you sure?
Espeon: Yes.
Chikorita: Are you REALLY sure?
Espeon: Yes.
Chikorita: Are you positively really sure that you’re certain?
Espeon: YES!!!! GO!!!!
Chikorita: Are you-
Espeon: CHIKORITA I’M CALLING YOUR SISTER!!!
Chikorita: You wouldn’t dare. (Espeon reaches for the phone) FINE!! I’ll go. Come Pichu.
Pichu: Yes your majesty.
Chikorita: (Mutters something that sounds like modified swears)
Pichu: No one wants our breakfast!
Chikorita: Well we have Gulpin who will eat anything! (They walk over to see Gulpin…who appears to be sick)
Pichu: Gulpin do you want waffles?
Gulpin: Too…much…wood…can’t…eat…food.
Pichu: AUGH!!! GULPIN IS TURNING DOWN FOOD!!!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!! (Pichu grabs a hammer and hits the wall, causing a container of milk on the table to spill)
Chikorita: Uh, okay.
Gulpin: SPILLED MILK???? NO!!!!!!! (Espeon and Umbreon come downstairs)
Umbreon: What are you guys doing?
Chikorita: Getting milk. (Sees the milk on the floor) What? NO!!!!!
Espeon: Pichu, go to the store and get some milk.
Pichu: Fine. (Leaves as Absol drags Torchic down the stairs)
Absol: We have a problem.
Umbreon: What?
Absol: As much as I try, he will not stop posing in this position. (We see that Torchic is stuck in a position that looks like he was on the computer)
Torchic: Must…get past…level 714.
Espeon: I think his obsession with video games has gone a little bit too far.
Torchic: Shoot the monkey on the right!!!
Espeon: Scratch that. I KNOW his obsession with video games has gone a little bit too far. (Gastly comes out of the floor)
Chikorita: Ah! Gastly we need your help.
Gastly: Ah! Say no more! (Dives into Torchic and makes him move around, and them comes out)
Torchic: Ah yes! This is so much better! Now back to my video game!
Espeon: NO!!! (Lunges at Torchic but misses as Squirtle comes over)
Umbreon: SQUIRTLE GRAB HIM!!!
Squirtle: Okay. (Grabs Torchic and takes him over to the others)
Torchic: What is wrong with me playing a video game?
Chikorita: Face it Torchic. Your obsession with video games has gone too far.
Torchic: (With eyes twitching madly) What are you talking about?
Espeon: I told you so. (Pichu comes back)
Pichu: I am back!
Absol: Did you get the milk?
Pichu: No, but I discovered the secret to eternal life!
Everyone: YOU DID? (Umbreon grabs Pichu)
Umbreon: TELL US WHAT IT IS BOY!!
Pichu: LIE!!!!! (Pause)
Espeon: That…is…BRILLIANT!!!!
Pichu: I thought so too.
Chikorita: What about the milk?
Pichu: I ate it.
Umbreon: Really?
Pichu: No. I drank it.
Chikorita: Tisk tisk.

THE END (Pretty odd, eh?)



So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.

Yeah.

So that's it.

DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.

Blaziking

  • Posts: 35
Post #3
Darn it all. Somehow, I didn't save the end of Pokemon Mansion 2. I guess I've got to rewrite it.



So, um, I guess I haven't posted since, uh, June? Well, anyways, I might (not) get back to writing the incredibly stupid fanfics of mine, but I'm kind of working on something else.

Yeah.

So that's it.

DID YOU KNOW…
5/2 of people have trouble with fractions…
39% of percentages are made up…
And the average six year old has misunderstood the first nine years of their life.

Espeon

  • Posts: 2
Post #4
Ugh, that's a really funny history! I love it!



Hello!

Espeon: Hey sucker, what's up?
Sunflora: What do you mean? *Smiles*
Espeon: Like, what is like wrong with you?
Sunflora: There's nothing wrong with me *Smiles again*
Espeon: Are you retard or what?
Sunflora: I'm no retard *Punches Espeon*
Espeon: Ugh! You just did'nt do that!
Sunflora: Oh yes i did!
Espeon: Shut up!
Sunflora: Bring it on, honey! *Starts a fight with Espeon*

Sands Buisle

  • Posts: 351
Post #5
Hahahahahahahahahaha!



Please check out my Fan Fics (They're in this forum).



I'm not always rational, but I think people think I am.

… errazib nialp tsuj era serutangis emos ,wonk ouy.

Buisle is the ruler of the seven seas of sand, it is the terror of all Floatzel!

Man, I wrote Fics of three different Pokemon story types! What's next?! A wild Pokemon fic?! Hmmmmm…

56leon

  • Posts: 30
Post #6
I sort of can't follow it, but that makes it even funnier! BTW, who's chikorita's sister?



hellfirehoundoom

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Post #7
that would most likely be a bayleef.

Sands Buisle

  • Posts: 351
Post #8
It could also be a Meganium, or any other pokemon that can breed with that evolutionary line (Ditto and Male only pokemon discluded).



Please check out my Fan Fics (They're in this forum).



I'm not always rational, but I think people think I am.

… errazib nialp tsuj era serutangis emos ,wonk ouy.

Buisle is the ruler of the seven seas of sand, it is the terror of all Floatzel!

Man, I wrote Fics of three different Pokemon story types! What's next?! A wild Pokemon fic?! Hmmmmm…

hellfirehoundoom

  • Posts: 87
Post #9
Well, I did say "Most likely".

twiggylover

  • Posts: 123
Post #10
Meh, Obssesed torchic. "Shoot the monkey to the right!"





Torterra will save us!



…We're doomed if turtwig wont take the job….

Cecilia

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Post #11
Mwahahaha! Ghastly in the wall!



This is what I am.

ivymeleon

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Post #12
It's very good.
Why no you post more Pokemon Mansion stories?

SilverLatios47

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Post #13
…*scratches head with difficulty*…
xDDDDDDD
Love the randomness.



Still waiting desperately for the next chapter.

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